Season 3 E 3 • 04/21/1999
Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.
South ParkS3 E2Everybody Farts
The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
South ParkS3 E2Heat Wave
A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
South ParkS3 E2Global Warming
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
South ParkS3 E2The Stations of Randy
The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
South ParkS3 E2Growing Problem
The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
South ParkS3 E2Fart in Moderation
Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
South ParkS3 E3Mr. Derp
Cartman returns to school in time for lunch. Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.
South ParkS3 E3Chef's Parents
The boys go to warn Chef about Veronica and find wedding preparations well under way, including the arrival of Chef's Parents.
South ParkS3 E3I Am A Little Piggie
Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
South ParkS3 E3Favorite Poems
The boys go to Chef's house after school and find out that he is quitting because of his new girlfriend.
South ParkS3 E3Small Stigmatism
Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.
South ParkS3 E3J. McElroy
The boys visit Chef at his new workplace and find him a changed man, going by J. McElroy.
South ParkS3 E3The Facts Of Life
The boys don't know what to do about Chef, the person they normally go to for advice. Mr. Garrison steps in to help the boys.
South ParkS3 E3Loch Ness Monster
With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.
South ParkS3 E3A Pie
Veronica pays a visit to Cartman and shows the boys her true colors, but Cartman can't see anything.
South ParkS3 E3King Jimmy's Buffet
The boys try in vain to confront Chef about his fianc 's true nature, but it's hard to hear them over Chef's dad's latest story.
South ParkS3 E3Dirty Bitch
The boys try to break up Chef's wedding by singing the succubus' horrible Maureen McGovern song backwards.
South ParkS3 E3Thinking With Your Dong
With Veronica vanquished and Chef back at school, he sings about it.
South ParkS3 E4Last Two
Cartman gets a visit from another Jackovasaur, who tells him that he and Jun-Jun are the last of their kind, but the boys don't care.