Season 3 E 3 • 04/21/1999
Dr. Light staples Cartman's new glasses to his face.
Everybody FartsSouth ParkS3 E2
The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
Heat WaveSouth ParkS3 E2
A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
Global WarmingSouth ParkS3 E2
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
The Stations of RandySouth ParkS3 E2
The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
Growing ProblemSouth ParkS3 E2
The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
Fart in ModerationSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
Mr. DerpSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman returns to school in time for lunch. Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.
Chef's ParentsSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys go to warn Chef about Veronica and find wedding preparations well under way, including the arrival of Chef's Parents.
I Am A Little PiggieSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
Favorite PoemsSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys go to Chef's house after school and find out that he is quitting because of his new girlfriend.
Small StigmatismSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.
J. McElroySouth ParkS3 E3
The boys visit Chef at his new workplace and find him a changed man, going by J. McElroy.
The Facts Of LifeSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys don't know what to do about Chef, the person they normally go to for advice. Mr. Garrison steps in to help the boys.
Loch Ness MonsterSouth ParkS3 E3
With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.
A PieSouth ParkS3 E3
Veronica pays a visit to Cartman and shows the boys her true colors, but Cartman can't see anything.
King Jimmy's BuffetSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys try in vain to confront Chef about his fianc 's true nature, but it's hard to hear them over Chef's dad's latest story.
Dirty BitchSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys try to break up Chef's wedding by singing the succubus' horrible Maureen McGovern song backwards.
Thinking With Your DongSouth ParkS3 E3
With Veronica vanquished and Chef back at school, he sings about it.
Last TwoSouth ParkS3 E4
Cartman gets a visit from another Jackovasaur, who tells him that he and Jun-Jun are the last of their kind, but the boys don't care.