South Park

There is a God

Season 5 E 5 • 07/25/2001

Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.

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00:59

Cartmanland Commercial
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When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
07/25/2001
00:44

Fence Hop and Pop
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Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:07

Cartmanland Security
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In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
07/25/2001
01:00

Renouncing God
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In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
07/25/2001
01:01

Population Growth
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Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
07/25/2001
00:24

Population Problem
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Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
07/25/2001
01:12

Money Quest
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After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
07/25/2001
01:03

Heaven into Hell
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The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
07/25/2001
00:31

No Will to Live
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The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
07/25/2001
00:46

Losing it All
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Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.
07/25/2001
01:05

There is a God
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When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
07/25/2001
00:48

Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
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Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
08/01/2001
01:53

That Guy With The Really Big Head
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Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
08/01/2001
01:39

Chef's Advice
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Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
08/01/2001
02:21

Do You Touch Yourself?
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Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
08/01/2001
01:11

Red Rocket
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Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
08/01/2001
00:51

Make His Stuff Come Out
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Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
08/01/2001
01:01

Sex Education
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The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
08/01/2001
01:10

The Man Takes His Penis ?
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Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
08/01/2001
01:03

STD Slides
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Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
08/01/2001
01:13

We Don't Want Your Aids
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The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
08/01/2001