South Park

There is a God

Season 5 E 6 • 07/25/2001

Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.

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South ParkS5 E6
Cartmanland Commercial

When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
07/25/2001
00:44

South ParkS5 E6
Fence Hop and Pop

Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
07/25/2001
01:07

South ParkS5 E6
Cartmanland Security

In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
07/25/2001
01:00

South ParkS5 E6
Renouncing God

In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
07/25/2001
01:01

South ParkS5 E6
Population Growth

Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
07/25/2001
00:24

South ParkS5 E6
Population Problem

Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
07/25/2001
01:12

South ParkS5 E6
Money Quest

After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
07/25/2001
01:03

South ParkS5 E6
Heaven into Hell

The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
07/25/2001
00:31

South ParkS5 E6
No Will to Live

The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
07/25/2001
00:46

South ParkS5 E6
Losing it All

Cartman loses all his money to an audit and a lawsuit.
07/25/2001
01:05

South ParkS5 E6
There is a God

When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
07/25/2001
00:48

South ParkS5 E7
Mom, Dad, You Got To See This

Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
08/01/2001
01:53

South ParkS5 E7
That Guy With The Really Big Head

Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
08/01/2001
01:39

South ParkS5 E7
Chef's Advice

Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
08/01/2001
02:21

South ParkS5 E7
Do You Touch Yourself?

Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
08/01/2001
01:11

South ParkS5 E7
Red Rocket

Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
08/01/2001
00:51

South ParkS5 E7
Make His Stuff Come Out

Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
08/01/2001
01:01

South ParkS5 E7
Sex Education

The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
08/01/2001
01:10

South ParkS5 E7
The Man Takes His Penis ?

Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
08/01/2001
01:03

South ParkS5 E7
STD Slides

Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.
08/01/2001
01:13

South ParkS5 E7
We Don't Want Your Aids

The girls are terrified of the boys because they don't have condoms.
08/01/2001