There is a God
Season 5 E 6 • 07/25/2001
Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
South ParkS5 E6Cartmanland Commercial
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
South ParkS5 E6Fence Hop and Pop
Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
South ParkS5 E6Cartmanland Security
In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
South ParkS5 E6Renouncing God
In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
South ParkS5 E6Population Growth
Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
South ParkS5 E6Population Problem
Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
South ParkS5 E6Money Quest
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
South ParkS5 E6Heaven into Hell
The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
South ParkS5 E6No Will to Live
The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
South ParkS5 E6There is a God
When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
South ParkS5 E7Mom, Dad, You Got To See This
Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
South ParkS5 E7That Guy With The Really Big Head
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
South ParkS5 E7Chef's Advice
Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
South ParkS5 E7Do You Touch Yourself?
Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
South ParkS5 E7Red Rocket
Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
South ParkS5 E7Make His Stuff Come Out
Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
South ParkS5 E7Sex Education
The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
South ParkS5 E7The Man Takes His Penis ?
Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
South ParkS5 E7STD Slides
Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.