There is a God
Season 5 E 5 • 07/25/2001
Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
Cartmanland CommercialSouth ParkS5 E5
When Stan and Kyle see a commercial for Cartmanland saying they're not invited, they decide to show up there anyway.
Fence Hop and PopSouth ParkS5 E5
Stan and Kyle attempt to hop the fence into Cartmanland, popping Kyle's hemorrhoid.
Cartmanland SecuritySouth ParkS5 E5
In order to pay the security guard with actual money, Cartman has to let two paying customers in the park every day.
Renouncing GodSouth ParkS5 E5
In the hospital with an infected hemorrhoid, Kyle has come to the conclusion that there is no God and renounces his faith.
Population GrowthSouth ParkS5 E5
Cartman ups his admission to eight after his new maintenance person demands food and drink be kept in the theme park.
Population ProblemSouth ParkS5 E5
Running a theme park requires workers, who require money, which requires customers. Cartman is not happy.
Money QuestSouth ParkS5 E5
After the television show "Money Quest" does a story on Cartman and his business success, Kyle's condition takes a turn for the worse.
Heaven into HellSouth ParkS5 E5
The only thing Cartman hates worse than a crowded theme park is his crowded theme park.
No Will to LiveSouth ParkS5 E5
The hemorrhoid has spred to Kyle's lungs and he seems to have lost any will to live.
There is a GodSouth ParkS5 E5
When Kyle learns that Cartman is ruined, he begins a miraculous recovery.
Mom, Dad, You Got To See ThisSouth ParkS5 E6
Stan interrupts his parents' book club to show off his new skill of manually stimulating a dog.
That Guy With The Really Big HeadSouth ParkS5 E6
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have a late-night meeting to plan tomorrow's lesson and get close.
Chef's AdviceSouth ParkS5 E6
Chef tells the parents to get involved in their children's sexual education. Cartman beats off a dog.
Do You Touch Yourself?South ParkS5 E6
Mr. Mackey goes to Ms. Choksondik's house to plan another lesson. The end up having sex.
Red RocketSouth ParkS5 E6
Cartman interrupts the reverie of Stan and Kyle's destruction of Jennifer Lopez to show them how to milk a dog.
Make His Stuff Come OutSouth ParkS5 E6
Stan's parents ground him for ten months for beating off the dog, but they can't tell him why.
Sex EducationSouth ParkS5 E6
The parents want sex education for their young children. No one listens to Chef.
The Man Takes His Penis ?South ParkS5 E6
Mr. Mackey delivers the boys their first sexual education class. Everyone laughs.
STD SlidesSouth ParkS5 E6
Ms. Choksondik scares the living daylights out of the girls during their first sexual education class by showing STD slides.