South Park

Hospital Fight

Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999

The boys admit to making stuff up to start the fight.

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01:17

South ParkS3 E5
Shop Class

Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
06/23/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E5
But Red Racer's On

Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
06/23/1999
01:06

South ParkS3 E5
Parents Are No Help

Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
06/23/1999
01:16

South ParkS3 E5
Adler's Flashback

Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
06/23/1999
01:20

South ParkS3 E5
Fight Announcement

A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
06/23/1999
01:19

South ParkS3 E5
Tommy's Face

Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
06/23/1999
01:05

South ParkS3 E5
How Do You Fight?

Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
06/23/1999
01:03

South ParkS3 E5
The Oppenheimer Technique

Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
06/23/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E5
Sumo Lessons

Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
06/23/1999
01:24

South ParkS3 E5
Failing Home Ec.

Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
06/23/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E5
Hospital Fight

The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
06/23/1999
01:53

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman vs. Board of Education

Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
07/07/1999
02:20

South ParkS3 E6
The Island of Misfit Mascots

With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
07/07/1999
02:26

South ParkS3 E6
Sexual Harassment Law

A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
07/07/1999
01:06

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman vs. Marsh

Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
07/07/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E6
Cartman's Settlement

Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
07/07/1999
01:26

South ParkS3 E6
Cutbacks at School

Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
07/07/1999
01:44

South ParkS3 E6
1-555-SUE-THEM

Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
07/07/1999
01:17

South ParkS3 E6
Legal Problems

Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
07/07/1999
01:12

South ParkS3 E6
Panda Hunting

The boys know they have to track down Sexual Harassment Panda when budget cutbacks force Chef to serve only lumpy potatoes for lunch.
07/07/1999
01:18

South ParkS3 E6
Everyone vs. Everyone

With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.
07/07/1999