No More Baseball!
Season 9 E 5 • 04/06/2005
The boys' baseball team HAS to go to the post-season.
What Would Kenny Want?South ParkS9 E4
Satan advances when he discovers Heaven lost their Keanu Reeves. Cartman vows to get Kenny's feeding tube removed so he can take possession of his Sony PSP.
Our Only HopeSouth ParkS9 E4
Hell's army quickly approaches Heaven as the angels make plan to get their Keanu Reeves back.
Media StormSouth ParkS9 E4
The media covers Stan and Kyle's protest of the Supreme Court's decision, and Cartman with his own BFF supporters.
Using the RepublicansSouth ParkS9 E4
Satan's helper illicits the help of the Republicans to aid their cause.
Kenny's Final WishesSouth ParkS9 E4
As the last page of Kenny's will is read, Stan and Kyle realize that maybe it is best to let him go in peace.
Fort Collins Can't Play (Music Montage)South ParkS9 E5
The boys can't seem to lose a game. Randy can't seem to stay out of a fight.
Great At SuckingSouth ParkS9 E5
The boys learn that it isn't enough just to suck at baseball, they've got to get really good at sucking at baseball.
Bat DadedSouth ParkS9 E5
Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
No More Baseball!South ParkS9 E5
The boys are celebrating not having to play baseball for another year when they find out they've made the finals. Stan's dad gets arrested for fighting.
Whistling Willy'sSouth ParkS9 E5
The boys discuss their best bet is to throw the next game without there parents knowing.
Division 2 DadsSouth ParkS9 E5
The dads celebrate their sons' victory while Randy decides to get into great shape so he can fight the other teams' dads.
Eggs & BeerSouth ParkS9 E5
Randy wakes up early to begin training. He starts with breakfast three eggs and a beer.
Baseball All Summer?South ParkS9 E5
The Boys worry about having to play baseball all summer. Randy is thrilled about getting into a game fight.
Bat DadSouth ParkS9 E5
Randy meets Bat Dad, the ultimate Little League trash-talking father.
Kyle SchwartzSouth ParkS9 E5
The boys show up at the airport to pick up their new teammate, Cousin Kyle.
Not Gonna GoSouth ParkS9 E5
Randy isn't going to Stan's baseball game because he's scared of getting into a fight.
Cartman Haunts ButtersSouth ParkS9 E6
Cartman forces Butters to help him get closure on his recent death so he can go on to heaven.
Make it Right(Montage)South ParkS9 E6
With Butters' help, Cartman attempts to atone for all the terrible things he's done in order to attain eternal bliss.