South ParkS7 E1That's No Hemorrhoid
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
South ParkS7 E1Farting On Kyle
Chef takes the boys to see a scientist, and after Kyle gets farted on several times, the satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass.
South ParkS7 E1Chased By Aliens
The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.
South ParkS7 E1In Outer Space Again
The boys wake up inside alien pods in outer space. An alien comes to talk to them and tries to transform itself into something appealing to the boys.
South ParkS7 E1We're All Famous
At a major convention, Jeff reveals that Earth is simply an alien reality show. The scientific community is thrilled with their newly discovered fame.
South ParkS7 E1Earth! Cancelled
The boys find out "Earth!" has been cancelled, and need to convince the network heads to keep it on the air to save their planet.
South ParkS7 E1Chaos Theory
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
South ParkS7 E1The Joozians
The boys meet with the Network Heads and begin to make their plea. The Heads are more interested in figuring out where to do Haglar.
South ParkS7 E1Hekma Bar
The boys try to discus their situation with the Network Heads over lunch. The Heads are more into going to a strip club, doing drugs, and getting a hooker.
South ParkS7 E1All New Earth!
The boys begin another repeat day on Earth. Kenny shows the Polaroid of the Jozians and Chef advises them to hang on to it.
South ParkS7 E2I Mean, Come On
With tensions high, Jimmy finds two words to stop an all-out gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve is sent into space via the Phantom Zone.
South ParkS7 E2Crips 4 Life
Jimmy and Timmy track down the Five Point Crips and ask to join. All they have to do is pop some Bloods.
South ParkS7 E2Poppin' Bloods
Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
South ParkS7 E2Empty House
Jimmy does standup at the South Park Community Theatre, but Butters is the only one who showed up because Christopher Reeve is in town.
South ParkS7 E2Superman Arrives
Christopher Reeve comes to South Park to promote stem cell research. Jimmy is not a fan.
South ParkS7 E2No Ables Allowed
The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.
South ParkS7 E2The Crips Exist
Jimmy and Timmy try to make t-shirts for their new club, only to find out that a Crips club already existed.
South ParkS7 E2Larry King Show
Christopher Reeve demonstrates the unique healing properties of stem cells during an interview with Larry King.
South ParkS7 E2What an Inspiration
After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
South ParkS7 E2Unintentional Robbery
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.