Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
Season 9 E 14 • 12/07/2005
Stan's Dad tries to cut ahead of everyone in line to see the Virgin Mary.
South ParkS9 E13Jambu Speaks
Kyle gets a closer look at Jambu and thinks the whale is talking to him, but it's just the announcers having some fun.
South ParkS9 E13Busting Out Willzyx
Convinced that they must send Willzyx back to the moon, Kyle and the boys liberate the whale from Sea Park.
South ParkS9 E13Ransom Note
The boys leave a confusing ransom note at the Sea Park, but announcers know who took Jambu.
South ParkS9 E13Russia's Price
When the boys can't afford Russia's price to send Willzyx to the moon, they decide to find a cheaper space program.
South ParkS9 E13Whale of a Pun
A local newscast is heavy on puns when interviewing the Animal Liberation Front on the kidnapping of the whale.
South ParkS9 E13Looking For Cheap Flights
With the whale tucked away in Kyle's room, the boys work tirelessly to find the space program with the lowest prices.
South ParkS9 E13Mexican Space Program
The Mexican space program wants two hundred dollars to send Willzyx to the moon.
South ParkS9 E13Off To Mexico
Kyle's Mom tells the Sea Park announcers that the boys are headed to Mexico.
South ParkS9 E13Gun Fight
The boys are stopped near the Mexican border by the Sea Park announcers, and a gun fight breaks out between the police and the Animal Liberation Front.
South ParkS9 E13A Whale on the Moon
The boys return home and imagine what Willzyx is doing on the moon right now. The answer is nothing, because it's dead.
South ParkS9 E14Butter Dirty, Line Cutter
Stan drives his dad to the Virgin Mary statue. Randy immediately tries to skip ahead, insisting that his disease is as serious as cancer.
South ParkS9 E14Randy's DUI
While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
South ParkS9 E14I Just Really Like Beer
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
South ParkS9 E14Powerless
At an AA meeting, Mr. Marsh sees a news report determining that the bleeding Virgin Mary isn't a miracle. Immediately, he orders enough booze to sink a ship.
South ParkS9 E14Dad's Drunk
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
South ParkS9 E14A Big loser Like Stan's Dad
Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
South ParkS9 E14Daddy's Very Sick
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
South ParkS9 E14Anal Bleeding
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
South ParkS9 E14We're All Powerless
At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
South ParkS9 E14Anal Miracle
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.