South Park
Towelie Goes on Oprah
Season 10 E 5 • 04/19/2006

Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.

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South ParkS10 E2
Thanks!

All Kyle's dad wants to do is drive his hybrid around South Park showing it off to people. Kyle hates his Dad's bragging.
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01:35

South ParkS10 E2
SUV Tickets

Kyle's dad heads to the hardware store to give out fake tickets to people with SUVs in order to raise awareness. This angers the parking lot.
03/29/2006
00:58

South ParkS10 E2
Moving to San Francisco!

Kyle's dad wants to move to San Francisco where everyone is motivated and progressive like them.
03/29/2006
01:30

South ParkS10 E2
Hey Hey Hey Goodbye Kyle

Cartman celebrates Kyle's departure by throwing a going away party. Stan rushes to Kyle's house to convince them to stay.
03/29/2006
01:29

South ParkS10 E2
New Neighbors

The Broflovski's arrive in San Francisco, where the weather is cloudy, the people have too many names, and people smell their own farts.
03/29/2006
01:40

South ParkS10 E2
The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction

The boys learn that South Park's newly-developed cloud of smug fueled by hybrids and George Clooney will soon merge with San Francisco's constant smug cloud.
03/29/2006
01:38

South ParkS10 E2
Destroy the Hybrids

When Ranger McFriendly tells South Park of its impending demise, the citizens of the city can agree on one thing: it's Stan's fault and they must destroy their hybrids.
03/29/2006
00:55

South ParkS10 E2
God Help Cartman

Cartman goes to San Francisco to try and get Kyle out, but not without protection.
03/29/2006
00:59

South ParkS10 E2
In the Thick of It

While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
03/29/2006
01:23

South ParkS10 E2
Tripping Balls

Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
03/29/2006
02:54

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie Goes on Oprah

Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
04/19/2006
02:10

South ParkS10 E5
Oprah Turns on Towelie

Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
03:56

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Hero

Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
04/19/2006
01:38

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Waiter

When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
04/19/2006
02:09

South ParkS10 E5
Towelie the Writer

After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
04/19/2006
01:33

South ParkS10 E5
Minge-y's Plot

Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
04/19/2006
01:41

South ParkS10 E5
Geraldo Gets A Call

Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
04/19/2006
01:41

South ParkS10 E5
High on Larry King Live

Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
04/19/2006
01:22

South ParkS10 E5
Getting High Before Oprah

An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
04/19/2006
02:00

South ParkS10 E5
Oprah's Minge Has a Gun

The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
04/19/2006
02:13

South ParkS10 E6
Awareness of Manbearpig

Al Gore dresses up as ManBearPig and sneaks up on the boys. Stan suspects that Al Gore is a lonely old man who's just trying to make some new friends.
04/26/2006