South Park

Human Friend

Season 4 E 12 • 11/15/2000

The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.

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01:21

Where's Mr. Garrison?
South ParkS4 E11

After demanding to talk to Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Chef and Principal Victoria explain to Ms. Choksondik what's happened to him.
11/08/2000
01:39

Wheelchair Rescue
South ParkS4 E11

The SWAT team attempts to rescue Timmy on his wheelchair of death, but he and the wheelchair disappear through a time portal.
11/08/2000
01:14

Garrison's Cave
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Choksondik finds Mr. Garrison in a mountain cave, and begs for his guidance on how to teach the students.
11/08/2000
00:47

Timmy In Time
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The kids try to get the nerds to build them another Time Machine. The nerds aren't on speaking terms and another machine cannot exist without both working together.
11/08/2000
01:04

Teacher Training
South ParkS4 E11

Mr. Garrison trains Ms. Choksondik on how to talk to the children by staging hypothetical conversations.
11/08/2000
01:06

Convincing Pizza Face
South ParkS4 E11

Stan says that if the nerds build another time machine, they can travel back in time to find out how many episodes of Star Trek there really were.
11/08/2000
01:12

Tree of Insight
South ParkS4 E11

Ms. Choksondik learns that she alone has the strength to reach the kids, and Mr. Garrison finally sees his gay side.
11/08/2000
01:05

DAMN YOU SPIRIT!
South ParkS4 E11

Garrison faces off with the spirit of his gay self, and finally comes to terms with his sexuality.
11/08/2000
01:15

Bad Pie, Bad Pie
South ParkS4 E12

Cartman infuses himself with Rosie O'Donnell which ends up making him sick. Kyle destroys the CPU while its defenses are down.
11/15/2000
03:13

Some Kind of Genius
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Mr. Garrison is now teaching Kindergarten and holds elections for class president. Cartman shows off his fancy folder to the kids in class.
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02:08

Human Friend
South ParkS4 E12

The weird new kid snags Cartman's Trapper Keeper. The Kindergarten election is tied.
11/15/2000
01:58

Must Destroy Trapper Keeper
South ParkS4 E12

The boys discover that the new kid is really a Cyborg from the future come to prevent Cartman's Trapper Keeper from manifesting into an evil being that will destroy mankind.
11/15/2000
01:19

I Pooped My Pants
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Class elections get blown out of proportion, with lawyers, forms and Jesse Jackson. Filmore concedes and the kids move on to finger-painting. The hybrid is defeated.
11/15/2000
01:54

Crapper Keeper
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Ike starts kindergarten at age three. Cartman's Trapper Keeper is way cooler than Kyle's and some weirdo on the bus has his eye on it.
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01:09

Absent Kids Count
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When Flora finally casts her vote and Ike is named Class President, the children demand a re-count..
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01:39

Human Mother
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Eric's Trapper has been successfully destroyed but all is not right. Cartman begged his mom to get him a new one.
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01:22

Very Active In Politics
South ParkS4 E12

The absent kid drags himself out of the hospital to vote. But the class is still undecided. Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort the whole thing out.
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01:35

Trapper Keeper Ready To Absorb
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BMS471 gets sidetracked by Mrs. Cartman. The Trapper Keeper absorbs Eric, turns into some kind of hybrid and kills Kenny.
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00:49

A Bulbous Monstrosity
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Filmore's aunt, Rosie O'Donnell, shows up to Kindergarten to resolve the class president election dilemma.
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01:25

Cheyenne Mountain
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The Trapper Keeper hybrid is heading for the site where it will fuse with all other computers. Kyle travels through Cartman's innards to separate him from the CPU.
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01:09

A Whole Lot Worse
South ParkS4 E12

Mr. Garrison wants the children to make their own decision and gives Rosie a piece of his mind, which only worsens the situation.
11/15/2000