Season 6 E 8 • 07/03/2002
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.
Sometimes You Kill Your TeacherSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys go to Chef for advice on what to do about the seamen that have been found in their teacher's stomach.
HammertimeSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys break into the morgue to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik's body. The codeword is hammer time.
Semen vs. Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Chef realizes the boys confusion. He explains the difference between Semen and Sea-men
SeaCietySouth ParkS6 E7
The semen and the Sea People have combined and formed a tiny little civilization in the bottom of Cartman's aquarium.
2 Month Old MayonnaiseSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos comes up with something "The Simpsons" has never done. Then "The Simpsons" does it.
Cartman Goes to Sperm BankSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman heads down to the local sperm bank to pick up some semen.
Suck It Out of a HoseSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
A God Among Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
Crap Out Your MouthSouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
The Catholic BoatSouth ParkS6 E8
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
Rampant MisconductSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
An Attempt at ReformSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
Losing Their ReligionSouth ParkS6 E8
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
Difficult Anal-ysisSouth ParkS6 E8
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
Cartman Wins the BetSouth ParkS6 E8
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
Intergalactic ProblemSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
Randy Tries it OutSouth ParkS6 E8
When Stan tells his family about Cartman's reverse eating/defecating experiment, his dad decides to give it a try.
Intero-RectogestionSouth ParkS6 E8
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
Martha Stewart LivingSouth ParkS6 E8
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
Pitfall MaxiSouth ParkS6 E8
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.