Season 6 E 8 • 07/03/2002
With sexual misconduct rampant in the Church, Priest Maxi resolves to go to the Vatican for help.
South ParkS6 E7Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
The boys go to Chef for advice on what to do about the seamen that have been found in their teacher's stomach.
South ParkS6 E7Hammertime
The boys break into the morgue to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik's body. The codeword is hammer time.
South ParkS6 E7Semen vs. Sea-Men
Chef realizes the boys confusion. He explains the difference between Semen and Sea-men
South ParkS6 E7SeaCiety
The semen and the Sea People have combined and formed a tiny little civilization in the bottom of Cartman's aquarium.
South ParkS6 E72 Month Old Mayonnaise
Professor Chaos comes up with something "The Simpsons" has never done. Then "The Simpsons" does it.
South ParkS6 E7Cartman Goes to Sperm Bank
Cartman heads down to the local sperm bank to pick up some semen.
South ParkS6 E7Suck It Out of a Hose
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
South ParkS6 E7A God Among Sea-Men
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
South ParkS6 E8Crap Out Your Mouth
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8The Catholic Boat
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
South ParkS6 E8Rampant Misconduct
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
South ParkS6 E8An Attempt at Reform
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
South ParkS6 E8Losing Their Religion
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
South ParkS6 E8Difficult Anal-ysis
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8Cartman Wins the Bet
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
South ParkS6 E8Intergalactic Problem
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
South ParkS6 E8Randy Tries it Out
When Stan tells his family about Cartman's reverse eating/defecating experiment, his dad decides to give it a try.
South ParkS6 E8Intero-Rectogestion
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
South ParkS6 E8Martha Stewart Living
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
South ParkS6 E8Pitfall Maxi
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.