Failing Home Ec.
Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999
Kenny's failing Home Ec, but he's terrified of Shop class.
Mr. Adler Set FreeSouth ParkS3 E5
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
Shop ClassSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
But Red Racer's OnSouth ParkS3 E5
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
Parents Are No HelpSouth ParkS3 E5
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
Adler's FlashbackSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
Fight AnnouncementSouth ParkS3 E5
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
Tommy's FaceSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
How Do You Fight?South ParkS3 E5
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
The Oppenheimer TechniqueSouth ParkS3 E5
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
Sumo LessonsSouth ParkS3 E5
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
Failing Home Ec.South ParkS3 E5
Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
Hospital FightSouth ParkS3 E5
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
Cartman vs. Board of EducationSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
The Island of Misfit MascotsSouth ParkS3 E6
With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
Sexual Harassment LawSouth ParkS3 E6
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
Cartman vs. MarshSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
Cartman's SettlementSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
Cutbacks at SchoolSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
1-555-SUE-THEMSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
Legal ProblemsSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.