South Park
So Many Situations, All of Them So Sticky
Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
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