Towelie the Hero
Season 10 E 5 • 04/19/2006
Towelie saves the hostages, allowing the police to shoot and kill Oprah Winfrey's asshole.
Moving to San Francisco!South ParkS10 E2
Kyle's dad wants to move to San Francisco where everyone is motivated and progressive like them.
Hey Hey Hey Goodbye KyleSouth ParkS10 E2
Cartman celebrates Kyle's departure by throwing a going away party. Stan rushes to Kyle's house to convince them to stay.
New NeighborsSouth ParkS10 E2
The Broflovski's arrive in San Francisco, where the weather is cloudy, the people have too many names, and people smell their own farts.
The Perfect Storm of Self SatisfactionSouth ParkS10 E2
The boys learn that South Park's newly-developed cloud of smug fueled by hybrids and George Clooney will soon merge with San Francisco's constant smug cloud.
Destroy the HybridsSouth ParkS10 E2
When Ranger McFriendly tells South Park of its impending demise, the citizens of the city can agree on one thing: it's Stan's fault and they must destroy their hybrids.
God Help CartmanSouth ParkS10 E2
Cartman goes to San Francisco to try and get Kyle out, but not without protection.
In the Thick of ItSouth ParkS10 E2
While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
Tripping BallsSouth ParkS10 E2
Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
Towelie Goes on OprahSouth ParkS10 E5
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
Oprah Turns on TowelieSouth ParkS10 E5
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
Towelie the HeroSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
Towelie the WaiterSouth ParkS10 E5
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
Towelie the WriterSouth ParkS10 E5
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
Minge-y's PlotSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
Geraldo Gets A CallSouth ParkS10 E5
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.
High on Larry King LiveSouth ParkS10 E5
Geraldo reports live from Afghanistan about the days upon days of research that led him to conclude exactly what Oprah's genitals told him, Towelie is a Towel.
Getting High Before OprahSouth ParkS10 E5
An angry mob has gathered outside Towelie's hotel in protest of his fraudulent identity and comments on Larry King.
Oprah's Minge Has a GunSouth ParkS10 E5
The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
Awareness of ManbearpigSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore dresses up as ManBearPig and sneaks up on the boys. Stan suspects that Al Gore is a lonely old man who's just trying to make some new friends.
Cave-In of the WindsSouth ParkS10 E6
Al Gore and the boys tour the Cave of the Winds to find ManBearPig. Al Gore thinks he hears him and shoots his gun, trapping the boys in a cave-in.