South ParkS3 E14South Carolina Joins the Battle
The Confederates get stopped by the National Guard in South Carolina. A huge mob of locals join them in battle, and they take Fort Sumter.
South ParkS3 E14The Confederate Demands
The Confederates get to D.C. and demand the Confederacy be declared its own nation. Clinton and Gore agree to speak with them.
South ParkS3 E15Shut Up, Turds!
Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
South ParkS3 E15Hanukkah
Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
South ParkS3 E15Hitler Sings
A sad little Hitler sings to himself in German while sitting around in Hell, but then Satan shows up and brightens the mood.
South ParkS3 E15Mackey of the Bells
A chorus of Mr. Mackeys sings "Carol of the Bells." He multiplies, turns into bells, and softly sings for all to enjoy.
South ParkS3 E15A Present From Deep Inside of You
The postman and the kids introduce us to Mr. Hankey and his Christmas Classics. Songs, stink and holiday cheer.
South ParkS3 E15Christmas Tree & Pie
Cartman sings "O Holy Night." He starts off with the traditional version and then alters the lyrics to talk about more relevant issues, like presents and pie.
South ParkS3 E15Merry F&*#ing Christmas
Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas."
South ParkS3 E15Santa and Jesus
Santa and Jesus sing a lounge-style medley of Christmas songs together. Santa gets mad because there are still more songs about Jesus, so he storms off the stage.
South ParkS3 E15Time To Go Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey and the gang sing a lovely "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" for the finale. Then Hankey gets flushed down the toilet.
South ParkS3 E16Cartman's Period
Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
South ParkS3 E16Buying Maxi Pads
As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
South ParkS3 E16Asking for Advice
Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
South ParkS3 E16Saying Their Prayers
Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
South ParkS3 E16Rod Stewart
Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
South ParkS3 E16Menstrual Cycle Song
While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
South ParkS3 E16Hormone Therapy
Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
South ParkS3 E16Stan's Got Boobs
Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
South ParkS3 E16God Shows Himself
Stan wastes humanity's one question to God by asking why he hasn't gotten his period yet.