Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001
Tolkien wishes he could still hang out with the non-rich kids.
Tolkien's Prayers AnsweredSouth ParkS5 E11
Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
The Town's HaintedSouth ParkS5 E11
The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
Pulling Aslan's ThornSouth ParkS5 E11
While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
Tolkien is RichSouth ParkS5 E11
The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
Rich EmbarrassmentSouth ParkS5 E11
Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
J-MartSouth ParkS5 E11
Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
Spoiled Rich KidsSouth ParkS5 E11
Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
Spreading the WordSouth ParkS5 E11
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
Cash ChuckersSouth ParkS5 E11
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
Lower Case T BurningSouth ParkS5 E11
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
Polo MatchSouth ParkS5 E11
The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
Million Millionaire MarchSouth ParkS5 E11
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
Get Your SheetsSouth ParkS5 E11
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
Lesson LearnedSouth ParkS5 E11
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
Unplanned PregnancySouth ParkS5 E12
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage in the snow.
Breakin' My BallsSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
We Have to Be ToughSouth ParkS5 E12
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
33 Aborted FetusesSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
Kenny's SickSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
Succulent ShrimpSouth ParkS5 E12
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.