Well, I'm No Biologist
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997
Chef helps Mephisto with the turkey problem.
South ParkS1 E7Chewbacca
The boys get to class and see that everyone is dressed up like Chewbacca, including Wendy. Kenny's limbs start falling off.
South ParkS1 E7Zombie Attack
The zombie Morticians go after South Park residents. At lunch, the boys wonder why Kenny won't eat. Then he attacks a student.
South ParkS1 E7Hitler Is Cool
Principal Victoria tries to teach Cartman that Hitler is bad but Cartman finds him cool. She then tries to make him a ghost costume, but he ends up dressed as a Klansman.
South ParkS1 E7Sticky Puffy Eyes
After a run-in with zombie Johnson and seeing a report on the spread of pinkeye in South Park, Chef begins to question the diagnosis.
South ParkS1 E7Incredible Advances in Topical Cream
Chef tries to tell the doctor that his pinkeye diagnosis was wrong. The doctor disagrees with him and a gang of zombies come in and attack.
South ParkS1 E7A Pile of Money and No Pants On
While trick-or-treating, Kenny continues attacking people. Chef tries to warn the mayor and Officer Barbrady about the zombies.
South ParkS1 E7Cheap Bastards
As the boys trick-or-treat, Kenny keeps attacking. The boys stumble on a Klansman's home.
South ParkS1 E7The Morgue
The boys knock on Chef's door and he tells them what's going on in South Park. They decide to go to the morgue and try to stop the attacks.
South ParkS1 E7Make Love Even When I'm Dead
The boys and Chef arrive at the morgue. Suddenly, the zombies attack and Chef gets bitten.
South ParkS1 E7Kenny Lives (and Dies)
The boys gather around Kenny's grave and reminisce. After they leave, Kenny rises from the grave, but is immediately killed.
South ParkS1 E8Well, I'm No Biologist
Mephisto shows Chef the rapid rate at which his turkeys' DNA is multiplying. Chef understands and is here to help.
South ParkS1 E8Sports Watch
While watching the "Terrance and Phillip Thanksgiving Special," the boys see an infomercial to help starving children. Donating will get them a free watch, so they do it.
South ParkS1 E8Mutant Turkeys Are Back
At the food drive, Kenny grabs a can of string beans. The turkeys return and Chef gives orders to the town on how to protect themselves.
South ParkS1 E8The Battle Against The Turkeys
The town wins it's battle against the turkeys. The Secret Service agents come back for Starvin' Marvin and he leaves with a turkey.
South ParkS1 E8Turkeys
Mr. Garrison announces to the class that South Park is initiating a canned food drive. Without warning, a flock of turkeys invade the room and then take off.
South ParkS1 E8Evil Turkeys
While trying to figure out how to get food to the needy, the mayor gets a visit from Mephisto. All of his genetically-engineered turkeys have escaped and they are pure evil.
South ParkS1 E8We Found An Ethernopian
When the doorbell rings at Cartman's house, the boys expect to get their free digital watch. Instead, they get Starvin' Marvin, an Ethiopian child.
South ParkS1 E8Not As Beautiful As You
A happy couple in love is taking a romantic stroll around Stark's Pond. All of sudden, the evil turkeys show up and ruthlessly kill them.
South ParkS1 E8King Jimmy's Buffet
The boys take Starvin' Marvin to KJ's Buffet for his first real meal. Unfortunately, Cartman won't share his food and then tries to eat Marvin's.
South ParkS1 E8Show and Tell
Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell. Mr. Garrison doesn't think it's right and decides to send him back to Africa.