Empire Strikes Back
Season 6 E 9 • 07/10/2002
The boys are furious about the changes made to classic movies.
Cartman Wins the BetSouth ParkS6 E8
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
Intergalactic ProblemSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
Randy Tries it OutSouth ParkS6 E8
When Stan tells his family about Cartman's reverse eating/defecating experiment, his dad decides to give it a try.
Intero-RectogestionSouth ParkS6 E8
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
Martha Stewart LivingSouth ParkS6 E8
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
Pitfall MaxiSouth ParkS6 E8
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.
Atheists Club MeetingSouth ParkS6 E8
The South Park Atheists Club discusses the difficulties of raising kids in a society infused by Christian values. They eat with their asses and crap out their mouths.
The Queen SpiderSouth ParkS6 E8
In a rage, Priest Maxi rips the Holy Document of Vatican Law when the Queen Spider refuses to amend it. This causes the Vatican to collapse.
Reverse PsychologySouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bursts Cartman's bubble by admitting that he was wrong. The parents of South Park celebrate the destruction of the Vatican.
Apology to GodSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi delivers a sermon on why the death of the Church isn't the death of Catholicism.
Empire Strikes BackSouth ParkS6 E9
The boys go to see the "Empire Strikes Back" re-release. They are outraged by all the PC changes and plan to take action.
NightlineSouth ParkS6 E9
The boys are interviewed about Hat McCulloch. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to update "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
F#$% You Steve SpielbergSouth ParkS6 E9
Just as Lucas is going to give in to the boys, Spielberg shows up and stops him. Tweek gets away.
Free HatSouth ParkS6 E9
Stan advertises for a film rally. Cartman tells him it won't work if a prize isn't offered.
Different HatSouth ParkS6 E9
The rally gets an overwhelming response. Problem is it's because the town thought "free hat" referred to Hat McCulloch
Does That Take The Stress OffSouth ParkS6 E9
Hat's slaying of 23 babies was in self-defense. Half the group works on freeing Hat while the other half plans to steal the film prints of" Raiders".
Don't Change RaidersSouth ParkS6 E9
The boys get caught breaking into George Lucas's house. They decide to fight his icy heart with a cool island song.
Re-Release of Episode 1 South ParkSouth ParkS6 E9
Episode 1 of "South Park" is being re-released. Trey Parker and Matt Stone explain all the updates that will be included.
The Governor's Icy HeartSouth ParkS6 E9
Tweek addresses the coalition. The group members ignore him and decide to try cooling the governor's temper with a fresh island song.
Tweek ChokesSouth ParkS6 E9
Tweek finds the boys and film makers. He is about to liberate them and blow up the film, but Spielberg talks him out of it.