Suck It Out of a HoseSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
A God Among Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
Crap Out Your MouthSouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
The Catholic BoatSouth ParkS6 E8
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.
Rampant MisconductSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi holds a meeting of local priests to address the decline in church attendance, but he soon finds that the priests are concerned with the boys reporting molestations.
An Attempt at ReformSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi resolves to find the Holy Document of Vatican Law so it can be changed to include the allowance of sex with women.
Losing Their ReligionSouth ParkS6 E8
While the counselor subtly questions the kids about Priest Maxi, their parents' decide to become atheists.
Difficult Anal-ysisSouth ParkS6 E8
The boys try to figure out what a priest could possibly want to put in their butts. Cartman bets Kyle he can eat with his butt and crap out his mouth.
Cartman Wins the BetSouth ParkS6 E8
To settle his bet with Kyle, Cartman puts food up his butt and craps out his mouth.
Intergalactic ProblemSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi attends a meeting at the Vatican to try and combat the widespread sexual abuse by priests. He finds that the practice is actually universally accepted.
Randy Tries it OutSouth ParkS6 E8
When Stan tells his family about Cartman's reverse eating/defecating experiment, his dad decides to give it a try.
Intero-RectogestionSouth ParkS6 E8
Cartman continues to hold his reverse eating/defecating victory over Kyle. Meanwhile, the rest of the country has begun eating backwards, too -- including the Surgeon General.
Martha Stewart LivingSouth ParkS6 E8
When a new eating method sweeps the nation, even Martha Stewart joins in and eats a turkey with her ass.
Pitfall MaxiSouth ParkS6 E8
Seeing that the only way to fix the Catholic Church is to amend the Holy Document of Vatican Law, Priest Maxi dares to attempt its recovery.
Atheists Club MeetingSouth ParkS6 E8
The South Park Atheists Club discusses the difficulties of raising kids in a society infused by Christian values. They eat with their asses and crap out their mouths.
The Queen SpiderSouth ParkS6 E8
In a rage, Priest Maxi rips the Holy Document of Vatican Law when the Queen Spider refuses to amend it. This causes the Vatican to collapse.
Reverse PsychologySouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bursts Cartman's bubble by admitting that he was wrong. The parents of South Park celebrate the destruction of the Vatican.
Apology to GodSouth ParkS6 E8
Priest Maxi delivers a sermon on why the death of the Church isn't the death of Catholicism.
Empire Strikes BackSouth ParkS6 E9
The boys go to see the "Empire Strikes Back" re-release. They are outraged by all the PC changes and plan to take action.
NightlineSouth ParkS6 E9
The boys are interviewed about Hat McCulloch. George Lucas and Steven Spielberg decide to update "Raiders of the Lost Ark."