South ParkS7 E1Chaos Theory
The aliens start to demolish Earth. Jeff goes on a stream-of-consciousness rant that leads him to figure out that Earth is being cancelled.
South ParkS7 E1The Joozians
The boys meet with the Network Heads and begin to make their plea. The Heads are more interested in figuring out where to do Haglar.
South ParkS7 E1Hekma Bar
The boys try to discus their situation with the Network Heads over lunch. The Heads are more into going to a strip club, doing drugs, and getting a hooker.
South ParkS7 E1All New Earth!
The boys begin another repeat day on Earth. Kenny shows the Polaroid of the Jozians and Chef advises them to hang on to it.
South ParkS7 E2I Mean, Come On
With tensions high, Jimmy finds two words to stop an all-out gang war. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve is sent into space via the Phantom Zone.
South ParkS7 E2Crips 4 Life
Jimmy and Timmy track down the Five Point Crips and ask to join. All they have to do is pop some Bloods.
South ParkS7 E2Poppin' Bloods
Jimmy and Timmy are made Crips after inadvertently causing a gas truck to kill thirteen Bloods at a convenience store.
South ParkS7 E2Empty House
Jimmy does standup at the South Park Community Theatre, but Butters is the only one who showed up because Christopher Reeve is in town.
South ParkS7 E2Superman Arrives
Christopher Reeve comes to South Park to promote stem cell research. Jimmy is not a fan.
South ParkS7 E2No Ables Allowed
The boys have decided to stay out of this one, but when Jimmy announces his new no-able-bodies-allowed club, Cartman is right back in it.
South ParkS7 E2The Crips Exist
Jimmy and Timmy try to make t-shirts for their new club, only to find out that a Crips club already existed.
South ParkS7 E2Larry King Show
Christopher Reeve demonstrates the unique healing properties of stem cells during an interview with Larry King.
South ParkS7 E2What an Inspiration
After Jimmy gets a ride home from his new friends, Christopher Reeve gives a public demonstration of how fetus ingestion can make him walk.
South ParkS7 E2Unintentional Robbery
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
South ParkS7 E2Jimmy's Parents
Jimmy's parents sense that their son is may be be in a gang. Their confrontation ends in tears.
South ParkS7 E2Hackman's Warning
With Christopher Reeve's thirst for fetuses growing, his old movie nemesis arrives to deliver a word of warning.
South ParkS7 E2Drive-By Shooting
After the Bloods drive by and shoot up their houses, Jimmy and Timmy decide to have a lock-in at the rec center to make peace between gangs.
South ParkS7 E2Super Human Irony
Christopher Reeve, mad with power, hurls a car at Gene Hackman and a crowd of bystanders.
South ParkS7 E2Lock-In Standoff
Jimmy and Timmy lock all the Crips and Bloods in the rec center hoping they'll resolve their differences, and eat pizza.
South ParkS7 E2Legion Of Doom
Christopher Reeve is about to attempt world domination when Gene Hackman thwarts him by passing a ban on stem cell research.