Not Waiting to Die
Season 2 E 7 • 06/17/1998
A kid in a red star trek uniform leaves the bus and is devoured by a big scary monster.
Too Hot for T.V.South ParkS2 E6
Jesus' producer wants to shut down Jimbo and Ned's show, but in the meantime, she's selling Jesus and Pals "Too Hot for TV" videos.
Anonymous TipSouth ParkS2 E6
After an anonymous tip, Jimbo and Ned take their crew to Stark's Pond. They talk about Vietnam with the cameraman who was jealous of their log ride.
Ned's CatatonicSouth ParkS2 E6
Jimbo and Ned's crew get to the frog that the boys planted. When Ned looks at it he becomes catatonic.
The Boys ConfessSouth ParkS2 E6
While Ned is in the hospital, the boys confess to Jimbo that the frog is fake. Jesus' producer offers them a spot on her show.
ApologiesSouth ParkS2 E6
Jimbo, Jesus and the boys all apologize to each other. Jesus fires his producer and sends her to Hell.
So Many Situations, All of Them So StickySouth ParkS2 E7
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV, a move they immediately regret. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father with blue-and-orange-tinted glasses.
ScuzzlebuttSouth ParkS2 E7
Still suck on the edge of the cliff and wondering what the monster could be, the boys recall Scuzzlebutt and Kathie Lee Gifford.
Bus Driver's Video GuideSouth ParkS2 E7
When the bus crashes into a river, goes down a waterfall, and comes to rest precariously on the edge of a cliff, Ms. Crabtree watches a training video.
A Sticky SituationSouth ParkS2 E7
In an effort to find help, Mrs. Crabtree moves one step closer to date-rape. Back on the bus, the boys remember another time they'd been in danger.
Carrot Top SucksSouth ParkS2 E7
Hoping to score with Mrs. Crabtree, the truck driver takes her to the worst comedy club in the entire world.
Not Waiting to DieSouth ParkS2 E7
A kid in a red uniform doesn't want to die on the bus like the rest of them, so he gets off and is eaten by a monster.
She's FantasticSouth ParkS2 E7
The promoter from the comedy club takes Mrs. Crabtree to Denver talent agent. The agent is smitten by her charm and, almost, by her.
Have U Seen Me?South ParkS2 E7
Having realized that all their children are missing, South Park Elementary's parents gather in Mr. Mackey's office to get answers.
Big Scary MonsterSouth ParkS2 E7
The Boys remember being chased by death. Then kenny is grabbed by the monster
FonzieSouth ParkS2 E7
Cartman recollects the time the Fonz jumped over all those buses on his motorcycle.
Please Call Me MuffinSouth ParkS2 E7
While Mrs. Crabtree notices the truck driver's name keeps changing. The boys have flashbacks about the day before.
Cartman's Dad: John ElwaySouth ParkS2 E7
To pass the time, the boys turn on Mrs. Crabtree's TV. Afterward, Cartman remembers his father, John Elway.
Super Chocolaty Chunky Funk Chip Surprise Ice CreamSouth ParkS2 E7
Cartman dreamed the whole episode, according to Stan's dream.
Denied FireworksSouth ParkS2 E8
Fireworks are banned in Colorado, and the boys can't believe their annual tradition has been ruined.
The Snake PlanSouth ParkS2 E8
With nothing to blow up, the boys try some summer sledding. Jimbo is on his way to Mexico to buy fireworks, while the Mayor works on the biggest snake ever.