Cartman vs. Board of Education
Season 3 E 6 • 07/07/1999
Cartman is awarded $1.3 million in damages from South Park Elementary.
South ParkS3 E5But Red Racer's On
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
South ParkS3 E5Parents Are No Help
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
South ParkS3 E5Adler's Flashback
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
South ParkS3 E5Fight Announcement
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
South ParkS3 E5Tommy's Face
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
South ParkS3 E5How Do You Fight?
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
South ParkS3 E5The Oppenheimer Technique
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
South ParkS3 E5Sumo Lessons
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
South ParkS3 E5Failing Home Ec.
Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
South ParkS3 E5Hospital Fight
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Board of Education
Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
South ParkS3 E6The Island of Misfit Mascots
With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
South ParkS3 E6Sexual Harassment Law
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Marsh
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman's Settlement
Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
South ParkS3 E6Cutbacks at School
Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
South ParkS3 E61-555-SUE-THEM
Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
South ParkS3 E6Legal Problems
Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
South ParkS3 E6Panda Hunting
The boys know they have to track down Sexual Harassment Panda when budget cutbacks force Chef to serve only lumpy potatoes for lunch.
South ParkS3 E6Everyone vs. Everyone
With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.