33 Aborted Fetuses
Season 5 E 13 • 12/05/2001
Cartman wants to sell the aborted fetuses he found in the snow.
South ParkS5 E11Spreading the Word
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
South ParkS5 E11Cash Chuckers
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
South ParkS5 E11Lower Case T Burning
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
South ParkS5 E11Polo Match
The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
South ParkS5 E11Million Millionaire March
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
South ParkS5 E11Get Your Sheets
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
South ParkS5 E11Lesson Learned
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.
South ParkS5 E13Unplanned Pregnancy
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage in the snow.
South ParkS5 E13Breakin' My Balls
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
South ParkS5 E13We Have to Be Tough
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
South ParkS5 E1333 Aborted Fetuses
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
South ParkS5 E13Kenny's Sick
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
South ParkS5 E13Succulent Shrimp
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
South ParkS5 E13Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
South ParkS5 E13Old Anorexic Whore
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
South ParkS5 E13Vengeful God
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
South ParkS5 E13The Heat of the Moment
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
South ParkS5 E13Put That Fetus to Good Use
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
South ParkS5 E13Worst Friend Ever
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
South ParkS5 E14Damn You, Internet
Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.