South Park
Girls Don't Have Balls
Season 11 E 14 • 11/14/2007

After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.

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01:29

South ParkS11 E13
They've Arrived

Stan and Kyle go to a lavish party at their producer's mansion. They feel special being around all the local celebrities, including Jay Cutler, who sucks.
11/07/2007
01:17

South ParkS11 E13
Breaking Up the Band

Mr. Kincade sends Kyle away after practice so he can talk to Stan about getting a better Guitar Hero partner.
11/07/2007
01:27

South ParkS11 E13
Just About Points

After being sick for a few days, Kyle shows up to play Guitar Hero. Kyle is crushed to find Stan has replaced him with Thad.
11/07/2007
02:40

South ParkS11 E13
Grumpy-Grouchy

Stan gets turned on to Heroin Hero, an addictive game with no logical end. Thad quits after witnessing the side effects of Stan's binge gaming.
11/07/2007
01:19

South ParkS11 E13
Bowling Alley Gig

Mick, of Mick's Lanes, offers to let Kyle play Guitar Hero for free in exchange for some odd jobs around the bowling alley.
11/07/2007
01:47

South ParkS11 E13
Stan Hits Rock Bottom

Stan's supposed to break a million points for a crowd at the arcade, but he's spent the last three days abusing Heroin Hero. Too wasted to play, Stan's left alone in his own vomit being booed by the video crowd.
11/07/2007
01:23

South ParkS11 E13
Going Back

Stan is playing a driving game in hopes it'll get his mind off Guitar Hero. Once "Wayward Son" comes on the radio, all he can think about is getting his friend back.
11/07/2007
02:01

South ParkS11 E13
Getting the Band Back Together

Stan goes to the bowling alley to apologize to Kyle. They work it out and get excited about all the fun they'll have kicking Guitar Hero's ass.
11/07/2007
00:36

South ParkS11 E13
Randy's Chasing the Dragon

Stan and Kyle want to play Guitar Hero, so Stan has to use tough love, and his mom, to get his father to stop using Heroin Hero.
11/07/2007
01:16

South ParkS11 E13
Winning Guitar Hero?

Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero, but realize they accomplished nothing after a disappointing finish.
11/07/2007
03:11

South ParkS11 E14
Girls Don't Have Balls

After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.
11/14/2007
00:15

South ParkS11 E14
No Grounding

Butters' parents don't have to ground him since he isn't the ugliest boy in class.
11/14/2007
01:17

South ParkS11 E14
Your Mother's Nose

Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
11/14/2007
02:08

South ParkS11 E14
The Ugly Kids

Feeling like an outcast at school, Kyle takes Cartman's advice and starts to hang around the other ugly kids.
11/14/2007
01:02

South ParkS11 E14
Down to the Gwound

Kyle listens to Yamal talk about wanting to burn down the school, and then attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.
11/14/2007
02:27

South ParkS11 E14
If It Pleases and Sparkles

Wendy brings Stan along to the next list making meeting so he can try to get last week's list changed. The suggestion of changing a list does not sit well with the girls.
11/14/2007
02:33

South ParkS11 E14
Abraham Lincoln

Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
11/14/2007
01:03

South ParkS11 E14
Uncovering a Secret

When Wendy brings some list voting discrepancies to Rebecca's attention, Rebecca tells her to stop digging around and let it go.
11/14/2007
00:21

South ParkS11 E14
Kyle's School Supplies

Kyle checks out of True Value Hardware with enough flammable liquids to burn down something the size of his school.
11/14/2007
01:43

South ParkS11 E14
Biggest Liars

Wendy and Stan talk to the Secretary and Honorary Chair of the Girls' Club. After Wendy presents her evidence, the other girls threaten to discredit her and reveal the broader scope of the rigged list.
11/14/2007
03:01

South ParkS11 E14
It Was About Shoes!?

Wendy and Stan tell Kyle about the falsified list just as he's about to burn the school down. Bebe shows up with a gun, some attitude and a pair of shoes. The police show up just in time, for everyone except Kenny.
11/14/2007