Girls Don't Have Balls
Season 11 E 14 • 11/14/2007
The boys steal the girls' list, and Kyle is upset that he's ranked last.
They've ArrivedSouth ParkS11 E13
Stan and Kyle go to a lavish party at their producer's mansion. They feel special being around all the local celebrities, including Jay Cutler, who sucks.
Breaking Up the BandSouth ParkS11 E13
Mr. Kincade sends Kyle away after practice so he can talk to Stan about getting a better Guitar Hero partner.
Just About PointsSouth ParkS11 E13
After being sick for a few days, Kyle shows up to play Guitar Hero. Kyle is crushed to find Stan has replaced him with Thad.
Grumpy-GrouchySouth ParkS11 E13
Stan gets turned on to Heroin Hero, an addictive game with no logical end. Thad quits after witnessing the side effects of Stan's binge gaming.
Bowling Alley GigSouth ParkS11 E13
Mick, of Mick's Lanes, offers to let Kyle play Guitar Hero for free in exchange for some odd jobs around the bowling alley.
Stan Hits Rock BottomSouth ParkS11 E13
Stan's supposed to break a million points for a crowd at the arcade, but he's spent the last three days abusing Heroin Hero. Too wasted to play, Stan's left alone in his own vomit being booed by the video crowd.
Going BackSouth ParkS11 E13
Stan is playing a driving game in hopes it'll get his mind off Guitar Hero. Once "Wayward Son" comes on the radio, all he can think about is getting his friend back.
Getting the Band Back TogetherSouth ParkS11 E13
Stan goes to the bowling alley to apologize to Kyle. They work it out and get excited about all the fun they'll have kicking Guitar Hero's ass.
Randy's Chasing the DragonSouth ParkS11 E13
Stan and Kyle want to play Guitar Hero, so Stan has to use tough love, and his mom, to get his father to stop using Heroin Hero.
Winning Guitar Hero?South ParkS11 E13
Stan and Kyle break one million points on Guitar Hero, but realize they accomplished nothing after a disappointing finish.
Girls Don't Have BallsSouth ParkS11 E14
After a failed attempt, and a valuable lesson, the boys manage to steal the girls' list. Kyle doesn't see what the big deal is until he finds out he was voted ugliest boy.
No GroundingSouth ParkS11 E14
Butters' parents don't have to ground him since he isn't the ugliest boy in class.
Your Mother's NoseSouth ParkS11 E14
Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
The Ugly KidsSouth ParkS11 E14
Feeling like an outcast at school, Kyle takes Cartman's advice and starts to hang around the other ugly kids.
Down to the GwoundSouth ParkS11 E14
Kyle listens to Yamal talk about wanting to burn down the school, and then attempts to give an ugly girl a makeover.
If It Pleases and SparklesSouth ParkS11 E14
Wendy brings Stan along to the next list making meeting so he can try to get last week's list changed. The suggestion of changing a list does not sit well with the girls.
Abraham LincolnSouth ParkS11 E14
Kyle was thinking about burning the school down when Abraham Lincoln's ghost shows up to show him that being ugly isn't as bad as he thinks.
Uncovering a SecretSouth ParkS11 E14
When Wendy brings some list voting discrepancies to Rebecca's attention, Rebecca tells her to stop digging around and let it go.
Kyle's School SuppliesSouth ParkS11 E14
Kyle checks out of True Value Hardware with enough flammable liquids to burn down something the size of his school.
Biggest LiarsSouth ParkS11 E14
Wendy and Stan talk to the Secretary and Honorary Chair of the Girls' Club. After Wendy presents her evidence, the other girls threaten to discredit her and reveal the broader scope of the rigged list.