Richard the Turd
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.
South ParkS3 E6Everyone vs. Everyone
With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.
South ParkS3 E6Democracy or Fascism
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
South ParkS3 E6Not Taking Kindly
When the boys head to the bar to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda, they have a run-in with the regulars.
South ParkS3 E6Case Dismissed
Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
South ParkS3 E6Public Service Announcement
Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
South ParkS3 E7Stupid Turd
Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
South ParkS3 E7Turd Tricks
Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
South ParkS3 E7TURDS!
Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
South ParkS3 E7Artemis Clyde Frog
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
South ParkS3 E7He's 22
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
South ParkS3 E7Richard the Turd
Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
South ParkS3 E7Polaroid
Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
South ParkS3 E7Band Practice
Cartman tries to get Kitty to carry a picture of the kissing teens to his mom, hoping she'll come home and save him. Skyler invites his band over for practice.
South ParkS3 E7Get Your Turd Coat
Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
South ParkS3 E7Because I'm 12
Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
South ParkS3 E7Cowboy Up
Shelley's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
South ParkS3 E7Cat Sex
When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
South ParkS3 E7King Turd
Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelley trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
South ParkS3 E7Catnip
Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
South ParkS3 E8Meteor Shower Party
Stan's parents drag him to a boring adult party. He is sent to hang out in the basement with Butters, Dougie and Pip.