South Park
Get Your Turd Coat
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999

Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.

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01:52

South ParkS3 E6
Case Dismissed

Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
07/07/1999
00:26

South ParkS3 E6
Public Service Announcement

Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
07/07/1999
02:37

South ParkS3 E7
Stupid Turd

Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
07/14/1999
02:33

South ParkS3 E7
Turd Tricks

Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
07/14/1999
02:20

South ParkS3 E7
TURDS!

Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
07/14/1999
01:15

South ParkS3 E7
Artemis Clyde Frog

Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
07/14/1999
01:56

South ParkS3 E7
He's 22

Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
07/14/1999
01:11

South ParkS3 E7
Richard the Turd

Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
07/14/1999
01:11

South ParkS3 E7
Polaroid

Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
07/14/1999
01:13

South ParkS3 E7
Band Practice

Cartman tries to get Kitty to carry a picture of the kissing teens to his mom, hoping she'll come home and save him. Skyler invites his band over for practice.
07/14/1999
01:08

South ParkS3 E7
Get Your Turd Coat

Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
07/14/1999
01:08

South ParkS3 E7
Because I'm 12

Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
07/14/1999
01:03

South ParkS3 E7
Cowboy Up

Shelley's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
07/14/1999
00:53

South ParkS3 E7
Cat Sex

When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
07/14/1999
01:00

South ParkS3 E7
King Turd

Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelley trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
07/14/1999
01:24

South ParkS3 E7
Catnip

Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
07/14/1999
02:03

South ParkS3 E8
Meteor Shower Party

Stan's parents drag him to a boring adult party. He is sent to hang out in the basement with Butters, Dougie and Pip.
07/21/1999
01:23

South ParkS3 E8
Randy's Announcement

Randy snaps and admits loudly to the party that he and Gerald masturbated together, but they're not the only ones who have done it.
07/21/1999
01:38

South ParkS3 E8
Awkward Randy

Gerald tries to talk to Randy about the incident, but Randy wants nothing to do with it.
07/21/1999
01:15

South ParkS3 E8
Finding the Box

Sharon decides to experiment with some adult punch. The Melvins try to get Stan to play Charlie's Angels with them.
07/21/1999
01:18

South ParkS3 E8
Hot Tubbing

Randy and Gerald take a dip in Mr. Mackey's hot tub. Stan gives the "Charlie's Angels" a mission to break him out of the basement.
07/21/1999