Get Your Turd Coat
Season 3 E 7 • 07/14/1999
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.
Case DismissedSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
Public Service AnnouncementSouth ParkS3 E6
Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
Stupid TurdSouth ParkS3 E7
Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
Turd TricksSouth ParkS3 E7
Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
TURDS!South ParkS3 E7
Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
Artemis Clyde FrogSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
He's 22South ParkS3 E7
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
Richard the TurdSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
PolaroidSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
Band PracticeSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman tries to get Kitty to carry a picture of the kissing teens to his mom, hoping she'll come home and save him. Skyler invites his band over for practice.
Get Your Turd CoatSouth ParkS3 E7
Shelley and her boyfriend want to lock Cartman in his room and go watch the meteor shower, but Cartman cunningly convinces Shelley to let him come too.
Because I'm 12South ParkS3 E7
Cartman gets some dirt on Shelley and Skyler on his Speak and Record Bear. Skyler ditches Shelley when she won't put out, while Kitty puts out for any cat that'll have her.
Cowboy UpSouth ParkS3 E7
Shelley's broken up over Skyler. Cartman feels bad and - with the help of Artemis Clyde Frog - offers to help her get him back.
Cat SexSouth ParkS3 E7
When Kitty comes home to an empty house, she invites all her tomcat friends over for a kitty party. Cartman and Shelley plan to get Skyler back.
King TurdSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman lures Skyler out of his house with his impression of a naked Selma Hayak on his Speak and Record Bear. Shelley trashes his guitar and leaves him a special message.
CatnipSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman and Shelley come home to a wild cat orgy. Skyler shows up and gets doused in catnip and the horny cats attack.
Meteor Shower PartySouth ParkS3 E8
Stan's parents drag him to a boring adult party. He is sent to hang out in the basement with Butters, Dougie and Pip.
Randy's AnnouncementSouth ParkS3 E8
Randy snaps and admits loudly to the party that he and Gerald masturbated together, but they're not the only ones who have done it.
Awkward RandySouth ParkS3 E8
Gerald tries to talk to Randy about the incident, but Randy wants nothing to do with it.
Finding the BoxSouth ParkS3 E8
Sharon decides to experiment with some adult punch. The Melvins try to get Stan to play Charlie's Angels with them.