Twice the ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
The head of HBC Television has come up with a new marketing ploy. They're going to say "shit," twice.
Shitty FlightSouth ParkS5 E1
Chef and the boys take a plane to LA to meet with Hollywood executives. They are being followed by a blood-stained Knight.
Excalibur Hotel & CasinoSouth ParkS5 E1
After the mysterious Knight is killed, Chef and the boys travel Las Vegas to find answers about the Runestone.
The Knights Of Standards And PracticesSouth ParkS5 E1
As "Must Shit TV" hits the airwaves, Chef and the boys show the Runestone to the Sorcerer in the bowels of the Excalibur Casino.
Invading KnightsSouth ParkS5 E1
The Knights of Standards and Practices burst into the studio and kill Drew Carey live on television.
Oh Shit!South ParkS5 E1
A pissed-off network executive says shit over two dozen times in a row, conjuring a dragon that commences a rampage of indiscriminate slaughter.
The Lesson of ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
The boys explain that while swearing can be fun, doing it all the time can cause a lot of problems.
The Black DeathSouth ParkS5 E1
The boys visit Chef for some advice about the origins of shit.
THE RUNESTONE!South ParkS5 E1
Live on Must Shit TV, the boys show up and use the sacred runestone to slay the dragon.
Mr. GrazierSouth ParkS5 E2
The new scout leader, Mr. Grazier has a military-like attitude towards scouting. He also seems to be a pedophile.
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!South ParkS5 E2
To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
Say Yes To GaySouth ParkS5 E2
Al and the scouts go to the Supreme Court and Al wins. In a celebration of his return, he declines the offer, teaching everyone a thing or too about being open-minded.
Scout Leader Big Gay AlSouth ParkS5 E2
The boys attend their first Mountain Scouts meeting with scout leader Big Gay Al. Al introduces Jimmy, a disabled kid.
Homosexuality Is A ChoiceSouth ParkS5 E2
When the other parents hear about Big Gay Al, they all voice their concern. Priest Maxi claims that if he's given the chance, he'll be able to convert the new scout leader.
Big Silly GooseSouth ParkS5 E2
Jimmy wins over the boys with his comedic talents, making Timmy jealous. Randy Marsh gets mad at Stan for using one of Big Gay Al's phrases.
What A Great AudienceSouth ParkS5 E2
Jimmy does his routine at the boys' bake sale. He does an impression of Timmy. Timmy throws a piece of cake at his head.
Pinky SwearSouth ParkS5 E2
The Boy Scouts' board of directors decides that Big Gay Al should be fired. He is deeply hurt, he's been in Scouts since he was nine.
She's Too Fat For MeSouth ParkS5 E2
Timmy gives Jimmy a parka that looks just like Kenny's in hopes of him getting killed. Meanwhile, Al tries to move on.
Get Your Big Gay Ass Off The CouchSouth ParkS5 E2
The boys pay a visit to a very depressed Big Gay Al. They ask him to come back and decide to protest for big gay rights.
Jimmy Is GaySouth ParkS5 E2
Timmy uses his Photoshop skills to play a trick on Jimmy. Jimmy is thrown out of the scouts for being gay.