Ticking Time Balls
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
Mrs. Garrison must find Kyle before the testicles in Kyle's knees explode.
What's a Sex Change Operation?South ParkS9 E1
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
NegroplastySouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
I Don't Like VaginasSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
Transgender Progressive ThinkingSouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
DolphinoplastySouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
Garrison Goes WildSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
TranspeciesSouth ParkS9 E1
Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
JewfinSouth ParkS9 E1
Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
Mr. ManSouth ParkS9 E1
Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of Mr. Garrison's Balls.
Seating For DolphinsSouth ParkS9 E1
Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
Ticking Time BallsSouth ParkS9 E1
Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.
LawfinSouth ParkS9 E1
While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
Hippie InfestationSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman warns an old woman about the hippie infestation in her house.
Hippie DiggerSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.
Buzz KillerSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman and his crew blast Slayer music through the sound system, causing the hippies to disperse. South Park is saved, and Cartman's victory is sweet.
College Know it all HippiesSouth ParkS9 E2
A group of College Know it all Hippies visit South Park and tell the boys that they are being manipulated by big corporations.
Hippie HostagesSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman has locked a bunch of hippies in his basement, but pacifies them with joints and a guitar.
Stan's ChangedSouth ParkS9 E2
Stan's Mom asks him if he wants to go to the mall, and he explains to her about Corporate Fat Cats.
Cartman's PleaSouth ParkS9 E2
Cartman crashes the City Council meeting, warning them that the hippies are converging on South Park at an alarming rate.
Cartman ArrestedSouth ParkS9 E2
The hippies are planning a week-long music festival in South Park and Cartman is arrested for holding hippies hostage in his basement.