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Pulling Aslan's Thorn

Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001

Tolkien meets Aslan, the head lion.

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01:26

Flexi-Grips
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Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
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00:48

Stereotype
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Cousin Kyle has been in town for two weeks now and is driving everyone crazy and wrecking Kyle's image.
11/21/2001
00:51

It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies
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IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
11/21/2001
00:31

Sledding to Connecticut
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The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
11/21/2001
00:56

IT's Better Than Flying
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Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.
11/21/2001
00:52

Poor Thing
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Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.
11/21/2001
00:47

Not In My Ass or Mouth
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Randy Marsh discovers IT can be operated by buttons on the side of the vehicle and wonders why he can't purchase one without the compromising flexi-grips.
11/21/2001
01:15

IT's Illegal
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The Government shuts down Mr. Garrison's dealership because they're putting airline business in jeopardy. Cousin Kyle makes it back to South Park. Again.
11/21/2001
03:15

Tolkien's Prayers Answered
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Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
02:18

The Town's Hainted
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The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
11/28/2001
01:51

Pulling Aslan's Thorn
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While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
11/28/2001
01:52

Tolkien is Rich
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The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
11/28/2001
00:40

Rich Embarrassment
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Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
11/28/2001
01:15

J-Mart
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Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
11/28/2001
00:40

Spoiled Rich Kids
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Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
11/28/2001
00:53

Spreading the Word
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Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
11/28/2001
02:01

Cash Chuckers
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The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
11/28/2001
01:25

Lower Case T Burning
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The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
11/28/2001
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Polo Match
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The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
11/28/2001
01:29

Million Millionaire March
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The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
11/28/2001
00:48

Get Your Sheets
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Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
11/28/2001