South Park

Pulling Aslan's Thorn

Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001

Tolkien meets Aslan, the head lion.

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01:26

South ParkS5 E11
Flexi-Grips

Mr. Garrison finally reveals IT to the masses. The strange motions required to operate the vehicle still beat what you have to go through at the airport.
11/21/2001
00:48

South ParkS5 E11
Stereotype

Cousin Kyle has been in town for two weeks now and is driving everyone crazy and wrecking Kyle's image.
11/21/2001
00:51

South ParkS5 E11
It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies

IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
11/21/2001
00:31

South ParkS5 E11
Sledding to Connecticut

The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
11/21/2001
00:56

South ParkS5 E11
IT's Better Than Flying

Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.
11/21/2001
00:52

South ParkS5 E11
Poor Thing

Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.
11/21/2001
00:47

South ParkS5 E11
Not In My Ass or Mouth

Randy Marsh discovers IT can be operated by buttons on the side of the vehicle and wonders why he can't purchase one without the compromising flexi-grips.
11/21/2001
01:15

South ParkS5 E11
IT's Illegal

The Government shuts down Mr. Garrison's dealership because they're putting airline business in jeopardy. Cousin Kyle makes it back to South Park. Again.
11/21/2001
03:15

South ParkS5 E11
Tolkien's Prayers Answered

Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
11/28/2001
02:18

South ParkS5 E11
The Town's Hainted

The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
11/28/2001
01:51

South ParkS5 E11
Pulling Aslan's Thorn

While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
11/28/2001
01:52

South ParkS5 E11
Tolkien is Rich

The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
11/28/2001
00:40

South ParkS5 E11
Rich Embarrassment

Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
11/28/2001
01:15

South ParkS5 E11
J-Mart

Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
11/28/2001
00:40

South ParkS5 E11
Spoiled Rich Kids

Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
11/28/2001
00:53

South ParkS5 E11
Spreading the Word

Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
11/28/2001
02:01

South ParkS5 E11
Cash Chuckers

The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
11/28/2001
01:25

South ParkS5 E11
Lower Case T Burning

The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
11/28/2001
01:06

South ParkS5 E11
Polo Match

The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
11/28/2001
01:29

South ParkS5 E11
Million Millionaire March

The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
11/28/2001
00:48

South ParkS5 E11
Get Your Sheets

Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
11/28/2001