Season 6 E 13 • 11/13/2002
Butters becomes obsessed with the porno movie that he thinks is "The Lord of the Rings."
Heaven on EarthSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys have a successful candy shopping spree and explain to the people still gathered around the ladder that Heaven is something they should look for here on earth, and not in the clouds.
Playing GodSouth ParkS6 E12
While the boys try to rationalize Kenny's soul in Cartman's body, Saddam Hussein tries to convince God he isn't building WMD in Heaven.
Feragon, AssholeSouth ParkS6 E13
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...South ParkS6 E13
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
You Shall Not PaaaaaaSouth ParkS6 E13
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
Onto Double Penetration Boys...South ParkS6 E13
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.
The Quest BeginsSouth ParkS6 E13
The Boys must journey to the house of a boy known as Butters to deliver a sacred item. Plus, Randy rented a porno.
Hottest Porno Ever MadeSouth ParkS6 E13
With the boys chasing dragons, Stan's parents comment on the remarkably high production value of the porno they've rented.
Spank That AssSouth ParkS6 E13
Butters has been looking forward to watching "The Lord of the Rings." He watches the porno instead.
A Really Important QuestSouth ParkS6 E13
Stan's parents look for the hottest porno ever made. Randy sends the boys on another quest.
One TapeSouth ParkS6 E13
The boys try to recover the "One Tape" from Butters, but he isn't willing to give up his precious movie.
Sixth GradersSouth ParkS6 E13
On their way back to Stan's house, the boys must confront the sixth graders. Meanwhile, Stan and Butters' parents confront butters.
BACKDOOR SLUTS 9!!!South ParkS6 E13
While the boys hide in the woods from the sixth graders, their parents assess just how bad a porn movie is.
Paladin w/ A High ConstitutionSouth ParkS6 E13
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
Talonguard The BlackSouth ParkS6 E13
With the parents and the sixth graders on their trail, the boys must journey far, to the Two Towers video store, to send the dreaded "One Movie" back from whence it came.
The ButtersSouth ParkS6 E13
Still in pursuit of their children, the parents of South Park must get directions from Jimmy.
Museum of ToleranceSouth ParkS6 E14
The boys and their parents go to the Museum of Tolerance where they learn that it's always wrong to discriminate against people, unless they're smokers.
Devitzen's Tolerance CampSouth ParkS6 E14
Chef and the boys get in trouble for refusing to be more open-minded about Mr. Garrison's gayness. As punishment, they're sent to tolerance camp.
Garrison's BackSouth ParkS6 E14
Mr. Garrison is offered the position teaching the fourth grade. He then tries to come up with a way to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions.
Meet Mr. SlaveSouth ParkS6 E14
Now that he's teaching fourth grade, Mr. Garrison has replaced Mr. Hat with a new, more mature teacher's assistant, Mr. Slave, a stereotypical gay leatherman.