South Park

Dare Hurts

Season 2 • 09/23/1998

A painful game of Truth or Dare.

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01:38

School Marriage Counselor
South ParkS2

While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
00:27

Find Chicks
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Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
09/23/1998
00:40

Hammer Without Nails
South ParkS2

While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
09/23/1998
00:35

Chef's Advice
South ParkS2

Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
09/23/1998
00:46

Older Women
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Kenny returns with two older women. Cartman is blown away but keeps his cool by offering them a snack.
09/23/1998
01:14

A Quick Divorce
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Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
09/23/1998
00:39

Age Barrier
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Cartman and the two older girls do some bonding. One girl talks about wanting to stay out late to party; Cartman talks about fingerpainting.
09/23/1998
01:22

Quality Time
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Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
09/23/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
South ParkS2

After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
09/23/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
South ParkS2

A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
09/23/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
South ParkS2

Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:08

Mechanical Bull
South ParkS2

While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
09/30/1998
01:19

Snowball
South ParkS2

Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
09/30/1998
01:09

Ming-Lee
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Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
09/30/1998
01:22

Cow Cult
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Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
09/30/1998
01:07

Bad Cows
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When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
09/30/1998
01:21

Bull-Riding Record
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Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
09/30/1998
01:02

Cow Suicide
South ParkS2

When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
09/30/1998
01:46

South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
South ParkS2

The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
09/30/1998
01:53

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
09/30/1998
02:15

Shenanigans
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When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
09/30/1998