Season 1 E 4 • 09/03/1997
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment and a lesson on homosexuality.
South ParkS1 E3Hot Lava
Chef sings amid general rejoicing. Stan then takes the opportunity to show that he's no longer afraid of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3Rules of Hunting
After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound, Uncle jimbo explains the finer points of hunting.
South ParkS1 E3It's Coming Right For Us
Uncle jimbo explains how to get around hunting laws. They pretend every animal is an imminent threat.
South ParkS1 E3Totally Screwed
After some initial confusion about what a geologist is, Stan's dad manages to tell the mayor that South Park is in trouble.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman's Missing
Cartman goes missing overnight. Stan is more worried about his Uncle Jimbo who'd rather go fishing with Kenny than with him.
South ParkS1 E3Let's Get Those Kids
A newscast shows a crowd of people gathered at City Hall to hear the mayor address the boys' plight on the mountain. A rescue effort is mounted.
South ParkS1 E3Cartman Pretends To Be Scuzzlebutt
Cartman appears disguised as Scuzzlebutt to try to scare the boys. Instead, he winds up in the line of fire.
South ParkS1 E3Digging a Trench
The mayor adopts Stan's dad's plan to dig a trench to divert the lava from South Park. Meanwhile, on the mountain, the boys continue to hunt Cartman.
South ParkS1 E3Duck & Cover
In order to teach the residents of South Park about volcano safety, Officer Barbrady screens a film from the 50s whose advice is, simply, "duck and cover."
South ParkS1 E3Blown It's Top
Just after Cartman's life is spared, the volcano finally blows its top, directly onto Kenny.
South ParkS1 E4Special Treatment
Mr. Garrison gives Stan special treatment because he is the star of the football team. After class Mr. Garrison tells Stan gay people are evil. evil.
South ParkS1 E4Ask Jesus
Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
South ParkS1 E4Big Gay Al
A seemingly unwanted Sparky runs away and is found by Big Gay Al, who invites him to live in his gay animal sanctuary.
South ParkS1 E4Meet Sparky
After setting up a dog fight between Sparky and Sylvester, the boys learn that Sparky is gay.
South ParkS1 E4Football Practice
Chef leads the football team in a practice for the homecoming game. Jimbo and Ned asks Chef if the team will beat the spread.
South ParkS1 E4After Practice
After football practice, Sparky shows up and has sex with Rex, Clyde's dog. Stan's teammates confirm he's a gay dog.
South ParkS1 E4Don't Be Gay
Stan tries commanding Sparky to not be gay but it doesn't work and he's made fun of yet again.
South ParkS1 E4Backup Plan
Jimbo unintentionally gets everyone interested in placing bets on the team. Scared the town will be pissed at him, he makes a backup plan.
South ParkS1 E4Meet Fifi
Stan tries to turn Sparky straight by introducing him to a female dog, but Sparky just ends up stealing her jeweled collar.
South ParkS1 E4Love the Football
While explaining the game to the team, Chef ends up singing an erotic song about romancing the football.