Democracy or Fascism
Season 3 E 6 • 07/07/1999
Kyle's dad tries to explain democracy to Kyle.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Board of Education
Cartman sues South Park Elementary for allowing Stan's harassment to take place.
South ParkS3 E6The Island of Misfit Mascots
With Everyone v. Everyone commencing in South Park, the boys travel to the Island of Misfit Mascots to find Sexual Harassment Panda. They talk him into helping them.
South ParkS3 E6Sexual Harassment Law
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman vs. Marsh
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
South ParkS3 E6Cartman's Settlement
Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
South ParkS3 E6Cutbacks at School
Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
South ParkS3 E61-555-SUE-THEM
Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
South ParkS3 E6Legal Problems
Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
South ParkS3 E6Panda Hunting
The boys know they have to track down Sexual Harassment Panda when budget cutbacks force Chef to serve only lumpy potatoes for lunch.
South ParkS3 E6Everyone vs. Everyone
With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.
South ParkS3 E6Democracy or Fascism
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
South ParkS3 E6Not Taking Kindly
When the boys head to the bar to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda, they have a run-in with the regulars.
South ParkS3 E6Case Dismissed
Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
South ParkS3 E6Public Service Announcement
Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
South ParkS3 E7Stupid Turd
Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
South ParkS3 E7Turd Tricks
Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
South ParkS3 E7TURDS!
Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
South ParkS3 E7Artemis Clyde Frog
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
South ParkS3 E7He's 22
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
South ParkS3 E7Richard the Turd
Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.