South Park

Hammer Without Nails

Season 2 • 09/23/1998

Stan and Kyle work on their clubhouse.

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01:58

Haiku
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Cartman brags to the class about his Cheesy Poof Talent Show success.
09/02/1998
01:01

Constellations
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The boys settle in for a boring plane-arium show and learn about constellations.
09/02/1998
00:32

Cartman's Audition
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Cartman sneaks out of the plane-arium to audition at the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show van.
09/02/1998
00:31

Laser James Taylor
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The boys leave the plane-arium show without remembering much of it, but are still certain that it was great.
09/02/1998
02:00

Matchmaking
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The boys are in the schoolyard playing a game of Americans vs. Bosnians. Wendy comes over with Bebe and proposes to Stan that they set her up with Kyle.
09/23/1998
01:49

Passing Notes
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Stan gets caught passing a note from Bebe to Kyle. The note confesses Bebe's desire to wear Kyle's ass as a hat.
09/23/1998
01:10

"Laser Loggins"
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Principal Victoria attends the "Laser Loggins" show at the plane-arium. She can't imagine who the heck would find it interesting.
09/23/1998
01:52

Competing Clubhouse
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Cartman and Kenny decide to build a rival clubhouse. Meanwhile, Stan's mom is still mad about the fight with her husband and takes it out on Stan.
09/23/1998
01:38

School Marriage Counselor
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While Mr. Mackey is reprimanding Stan, his parents come in and start arguing. Mr. Mackey shifts his focus to the parents, and Stan leaves without notice.
09/23/1998
00:27

Find Chicks
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Cartman and Kenny finish building the clubhouse. Cartman sends Kenny out to find chicks, while he watches TV.
09/23/1998
00:40

Hammer Without Nails
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While working on their clubhouse, Stan and Kyle realize they don't know how to play truth or dare.
09/23/1998
00:35

Chef's Advice
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Chef gives Stan some Truth or Dare advice. He tells him to play it cool and don't seem too eager.
09/23/1998
00:46

Older Women
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Kenny returns with two older women. Cartman is blown away but keeps his cool by offering them a snack.
09/23/1998
01:14

A Quick Divorce
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Stan's mom tells him that his father has moved out, and that it's all his fault. Stan meets his new step dad, Roy.
09/23/1998
00:39

Age Barrier
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Cartman and the two older girls do some bonding. One girl talks about wanting to stay out late to party; Cartman talks about fingerpainting.
09/23/1998
01:22

Quality Time
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Just as Kyle and Stan finish the clubhouse, Stan's dad shows up for his visitation. Randy is more into chasing girls, living life, and sporting an earring than paying attention to his son.
09/23/1998
01:27

Fat Abbot's Advice
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After watching a relevant "Fat Abbot," Stan realizes he has to snatch Roy's ass in a bear trap.
09/23/1998
00:31

Clubhouse Party
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A party starts raging over at Cartman's clubhouse. Stan's dad is there and everyone's having a good time, except for Cartman.
09/23/1998
00:20

Dare Hurts
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Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
09/23/1998
01:08

Mechanical Bull
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While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
09/30/1998
01:19

Snowball
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Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
09/30/1998