But Red Racer's On
Season 3 E 5 • 06/23/1999
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.
Dept. Of Interior GuySouth ParkS3 E4
The mayor and the Dept. of Interior guys hold a town meeting. They decide to breed the two Jackovasaurs. Nobody cares about Cartman's speech.
Dr. MephistoSouth ParkS3 E4
Due to a lack of genitals, the Jackovasaurs can't mate. Mephisto artificially inseminates Jun-Jun. She is now expecting
Pissing Me OffSouth ParkS3 E4
The dads invite the Jackovasaur over to watch football with them. He never shuts up, and he roots for the wrong team.
Littered with a LitterSouth ParkS3 E4
Jun-Jun gives birth to a huge litter of Jackovasaur babies. They get enrolled in school and prove to be the most annoying species of anything, ever.
SitcomSouth ParkS3 E4
The Jackovasaurs get their own sitcom called "Jackovasaurs." The mayor invites Jackov on it to be a contestant on a made-up game show.
Game ShowSouth ParkS3 E4
Jackov goes on the game show to play against Officer Barbrady. The prize is a one-way ticket to France for the winner and his family.
Starting a FightSouth ParkS3 E5
The boys pit Tweek and Craig against each other, and they agree to fight. Mr. Adler has some flashbacks of his former love.
The Fight BeginsSouth ParkS3 E5
Tweek and Craig finally begin their school yard fight. Mr. Adler gives up on life when he runs out of nicotine gum.
Mr. Adler Set FreeSouth ParkS3 E5
The fight interrupts Mr. Adler's suicide attempt. Adler uses Kenny's death to say goodbye to his dead lover and is finally free.
Shop ClassSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to shop class and tries to figure out who the biggest trouble maker is.
But Red Racer's OnSouth ParkS3 E5
Tweek and Craig don't show up for the fight. The boys talk them into fighting the next day.
Parents Are No HelpSouth ParkS3 E5
Craig and Tweek ask their parents what they should do when challenged to a fight, but they are no help.
Adler's FlashbackSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler is incapable of moving past a deceased lover. He has horrible flashbacks that even nicotine gum can't help.
Fight AnnouncementSouth ParkS3 E5
A fight breaks out at Tweek and Craig's fight announcement. The ladies learn invaluable lessons in Home Ec. about how to find the perfect man.
Tommy's FaceSouth ParkS3 E5
Mr. Adler has trouble keeping tabs on the kids when he gets lost in his memories.
How Do You Fight?South ParkS3 E5
Expectations for the fight fall flat when Tweek and Craig have no idea what to do. Stan and Cartman agrue fightng techniques.
The Oppenheimer TechniqueSouth ParkS3 E5
Jimbo shows Tweek the fine points of fighting like a real man's man. This includes hitting and kicking your opponent's balls.
Sumo LessonsSouth ParkS3 E5
Craig is instructed in the powers of Sumo but has trouble overcoming the power of Cartman's ass. Mr. Adler is plagued by nightmares.
Failing Home Ec.South ParkS3 E5
Ms. Choise thinks Kenny should transfer into shop class. The girls can't wait to see the fight.
Hospital FightSouth ParkS3 E5
The kids visit Tweek and Craig in the hospital and admit that they tried to make them fight on purpose, just to see who was tougher.