Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
Season 1 E 13 • 02/25/1998
Cartman learns that many people have slept with his Mom, so he may never know who his father is.
Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!South ParkS1 E12
Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
Mecha-Ike!South ParkS1 E12
The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
Eric's Tea PartySouth ParkS1 E13
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
Manage Oh ThreeSouth ParkS1 E13
When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?South ParkS1 E13
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
Drunken Barn DanceSouth ParkS1 E13
Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
America's Stupidest Home VideosSouth ParkS1 E13
Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
Bear With Wide CanyonSouth ParkS1 E13
Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
Like I'm Some Hippie IndianSouth ParkS1 E13
With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
A Disturbed Little BoySouth ParkS1 E13
The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?South ParkS1 E13
Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
Sorry Your Mom's a WhoreSouth ParkS1 E13
With Cartman bumming out and in need of $3,000 for a DNA test, Stan and Kyle promise to give him the money.
Little Boy Being Hit By A TrainSouth ParkS1 E13
Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
Oh, CanadaSouth ParkS2 E1
Terrance and Phillip use their own chemical warfare against Saddam
April FoolsSouth ParkS2 E1
Terrance and Phillip star in the film "Not Without My Anus." In the first scene, Terrance is on trial for murder. He and his lawyer, Phillip, farts a lot.
Danger Or NoSouth ParkS2 E1
Terrance says goodbye to Celine Dion (Sally's mother). He and Phillip go to the airport where they get a ticket to Iran.
HelpSouth ParkS2 E1
Scott calls Terrance and Phillip and blames them fort Saddam's takeover. He tells them that they have to help him get out of Canada.
Head CancerSouth ParkS2 E1
After Terrance gets off the hook, he and Phillip are approached by Scott who vows to one day get him. Then they ride the subway home and fart.
Saddam HusseinSouth ParkS2 E1
Saddam Hussein calls up Scott to make a deal. If Scott can get Hussein and his friends into Canada, he'll get Terrance and Phillip out of there.
Ugly BobSouth ParkS2 E1
Terrance and Phillip run into Ugly Bob. They give him a paper bag to wear on his head for which he thanks them.