Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My Ass
Season 5 E 4 • 07/18/2001
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.
Buyer Beware DudeSouth ParkS5 E4
Cartman pays a visit to Scott Tenorman, in order to try and get his money back.
Kris KristoffersonSouth ParkS5 E4
IRS agent Kris Kristofferson shows up at Scott Tenorman's door looking for exactly ten dollars in back-taxes.
We Don't Take PubesSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys go to a movie theater where Cartman attempts to pay for his ticket in pubes.
The Fort Collins Pube FairSouth ParkS5 E4
When Scott tells Cartman about the Fort Collins Pube Fair, Cartman refuses to sell him back his pubes at a profit and hops on a bus.
The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Off By A PonySouth ParkS5 E4
Cartman holds a meeting to rally support for his cause -- bringing the Scott Tenormans of the world to justice.
The TwinsSouth ParkS5 E4
Cartman stakes out Scott Tenorman's house with Uncle Jimbo and Ned, who quickly become distracted by the scenery.
Brilliant CombinationSouth ParkS5 E4
Cartman comes up with a completely and totally new plan.
The Pubes of Every Kid In TownSouth ParkS5 E4
Scott cooks up some special chili just for Cartman while his parents go help the wiener biting pony.
Venom, To Thy Work, BuddySouth ParkS5 E4
The boys sit through a rendition of "Hamlet" in Toronto, Canada, starring Phillip in the title role.
Work, Work ChildrenSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys return to South Park to prepare for the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival without Terrance and Philip.
Doctor, Doctor I've Cracked My AssSouth ParkS5 E4
It's the day of the festival, and both Terrance and Phillip arrive without realizing the other will be there. They fight.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 1South ParkS5 E4
When Terrance and Phillip refuse to perform together Kyle shows a documentary about the early history of the twosome.
Ticket SlaveSouth ParkS5 E4
During a classic Terrance and Phillip rerun, the boys see a commercial for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
Earth Day Brainwashing FestivalSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys tell a group of Earth Day organizers that they cannot help them out because they are going to a live Terrance and Philip show.
That's Not PhilipSouth ParkS5 E4
Something very terrible has happened in the world of Terrance and Phillip and the boys have to find out what.
Official Presidents of the Terrance and Phillip Fan ClubSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys try to use their privileges as Official Fan Club Presidents to get into Terrance's dressing room. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones trying.
The Last Thing I Want Is More KidsSouth ParkS5 E4
The boys sneak into Terrance's dressing room in a hefty groupie's spandex pants.
1st. Bank of LiesSouth ParkS5 E4
An angry Phillip refuses to perform in South Park until Kyle says the right thing.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 2South ParkS5 E4
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" continues, with cameos from Johnny Carson, John Schneider and the King of the Goat People.
"Behind the Blow" Pt. 3South ParkS5 E4
"Behind the Blow: Terrance and Phillip" concludes, with talk of suicide attempts, mass slaughter, and what it takes to be a hero in Canada.