Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
Season 1 E 13 • 02/25/1998
The boys watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos" to see if they're the prize-winners.
Disintegration RulesSouth ParkS1 E12
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
Trash to TreasureSouth ParkS1 E12
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
Zinthar at HandSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
The Triangle ThiefSouth ParkS1 E12
Cartman breaks into Kyle's house in the middle of the night to steal the triangle. Kyle gives the triangle to Cartman since he's being such a pain.
It Doesn't Sound GoodSouth ParkS1 E12
Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
Meet Mrs. JonesSouth ParkS1 E12
Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
Cruel and UnusualSouth ParkS1 E12
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
The Diamond of Pantheos is CompleteSouth ParkS1 E12
The diamond of Pantheos is now complete and Babs turns into Mecha-Streisand. Leonard thinks Robert Smith from the Cure can save them.
Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!South ParkS1 E12
Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
Mecha-Ike!South ParkS1 E12
The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
Little Boy Being Hit By A TrainSouth ParkS1 E13
Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
Eric's Tea PartySouth ParkS1 E13
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
Manage Oh ThreeSouth ParkS1 E13
When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?South ParkS1 E13
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
Drunken Barn DanceSouth ParkS1 E13
Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
America's Stupidest Home VideosSouth ParkS1 E13
Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
Bear With Wide CanyonSouth ParkS1 E13
Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
Like I'm Some Hippie IndianSouth ParkS1 E13
With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
A Disturbed Little BoySouth ParkS1 E13
The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?South ParkS1 E13
Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.