South ParkS1 E12Disintegration Rules
The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
South ParkS1 E12Trash to Treasure
After Cartman throws the triangle away, Kyle decides to keep it for himself. The boys find out the triangle must be thousands of years old.
South ParkS1 E12Zinthar at Hand
Leonard Maltin and Chef are trying to find the boys before Barbra does. Streisand is getting crazy over the triangles.
South ParkS1 E12The Triangle Thief
Cartman breaks into Kyle's house in the middle of the night to steal the triangle. Kyle gives the triangle to Cartman since he's being such a pain.
South ParkS1 E12It Doesn't Sound Good
Leonard tries to explain the history behind Babs' curious insanity. If she finds the half of the triangle the boys have she'll become the most threatening thing known to man.
South ParkS1 E12Meet Mrs. Jones
Babs shows up disguised as a nice lady to trick the boys into coming to her mountain condo so she can kill them...er...pay them for the magic triangle.
South ParkS1 E12Cruel and Unusual
Sidney Poitier gets word that some boys in South Park have the triangle. Babs chains the boys up in her basement and sings until they speak.
South ParkS1 E12The Diamond of Pantheos is Complete
The diamond of Pantheos is now complete and Babs turns into Mecha-Streisand. Leonard thinks Robert Smith from the Cure can save them.
South ParkS1 E12Bar-Boo-RA! Bar-Boo-RA!
Mecha-Streisand begins to destroy South Park. Maltin frees the children and calls in Robert Smith to the rescue.
South ParkS1 E12Mecha-Ike!
The boys learn an important lesson: Robert Smith kicks ass. They toss the triangles but now Cartman tries to Ro-Sham Bo Stan for Smith's walkie. Oh, and Ike turns into Mecha Ike.
South ParkS1 E13Little Boy Being Hit By A Train
Seeing a video of his tea party on TV makes Cartman a little red in the face. Bob Saget suggests therapy.
South ParkS1 E13Eric's Tea Party
When Cartman doesn't show up to wait for the bus for a third straight day, the boys ditch school to see out what's wrong.
South ParkS1 E13Manage Oh Three
When a confused (and offensively dressed) Cartman shows up on Chef's doorstep, Chef takes a little time to explain the facts of life to him.
South ParkS1 E13Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
South ParkS1 E13Drunken Barn Dance
Cartman wants to know where he came from, and his Mom is only too happy to tell him all about it.
South ParkS1 E13America's Stupidest Home Videos
Grandpa Marsh forces the boys to watch "America's Stupidest Home Videos." It gives them an idea what to do with their tape.
South ParkS1 E13Bear With Wide Canyon
Cartman visits a Native American reservation outside of town to track down the man he thinks is his father. He is not his father.
South ParkS1 E13Like I'm Some Hippie Indian
With their video of Cartman's tea party set to be on "America's Stupidest Home Videos," the boys are already spending their $10,000 prize.
South ParkS1 E13A Disturbed Little Boy
The boys watch America's Stupidest Home Videos to watch Cartman. Cartman's video makes the finals.
South ParkS1 E13Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.