Season 3 E 6 • 07/07/1999
Everyone vs. Everyone is dismissed after intervention by Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
Sexual Harassment LawSouth ParkS3 E6
A giant talking panda teaches the third graders about sexual harassment.
Cartman vs. MarshSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman wins his sexual harassment case against Stan and gets half his stuff.
Cartman's SettlementSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman comes over to Stan's house to collect half of his belongings. Kyle's dad is thinking about Cartman's next step.
Cutbacks at SchoolSouth ParkS3 E6
Cartman's lawsuit has bankrupted South Park Elementary. The school kids suffer.
1-555-SUE-THEMSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle's dad makes a killing from litigating claims of sexual harassment in school. Sexual Harassment Panda gets fired for cutbacks.
Legal ProblemsSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle's dad is now in Mr. Garrison's class, since all the students are his clients.
Panda HuntingSouth ParkS3 E6
The boys know they have to track down Sexual Harassment Panda when budget cutbacks force Chef to serve only lumpy potatoes for lunch.
Everyone vs. EveryoneSouth ParkS3 E6
With everyone suing everyone for sexual harassment, everyone wins and everyone loses, except Kyle's dad, who just wins.
Democracy or FascismSouth ParkS3 E6
Sexual Harassment Panda feels unwanted. Kyle's dad gives Kyle a lecture on the nature of democracy.
Not Taking KindlySouth ParkS3 E6
When the boys head to the bar to try to track down Sexual Harassment Panda, they have a run-in with the regulars.
Case DismissedSouth ParkS3 E6
Kyle, Stan and Cartman arrive just in time to stop the trial of Everyone vs. Everyone with Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.
Public Service AnnouncementSouth ParkS3 E6
Petey the Don't Sue People Panda delivers a public service announcement about frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits.
Stupid TurdSouth ParkS3 E7
Mrs. Cartman hires Shelley to babysit Eric. Kitty is in heat and Shelley's boyfriend is on the way.
Turd TricksSouth ParkS3 E7
Shelley fools Cartman into thinking his mom got killed in a car accident to get him out of his room, while Skyler's band sings their song about Shelley.
TURDS!South ParkS3 E7
Shelley tries out her new song with Skyler's Band. When they don't like it, Skyler throws them out. Kitty's desperate and tries to get it on with a fat cat.
Artemis Clyde FrogSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman imagines he is the baddest cowboy in the West, out to kill the president and Selma Hayak.
He's 22South ParkS3 E7
Shelley's older boyfriend shows up at the Cartman house and gives Eric a turd wedgie. Kitty gets aroused by Wild Animal World.
Richard the TurdSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman's night gets worse as Shelley and her 22-year-old boyfriend make out in the kitchen, and Kitty yearns for a tomcat.
PolaroidSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman snaps a Polaroid of Shelley and Skyler making out so he can show his mom, but Shelley has three more hours to get revenge.
Band PracticeSouth ParkS3 E7
Cartman tries to get Kitty to carry a picture of the kissing teens to his mom, hoping she'll come home and save him. Skyler invites his band over for practice.