South Park

Murdering Murderers Confess

Season 5 E 14 • 12/12/2001

The Stotches come clean about their horrible secrets and lies.

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01:39

Kenny's Sick
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
12/05/2001
01:18

Succulent Shrimp
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
12/05/2001
01:57

Another Shakeys Pizza
South ParkS5 E12

Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
12/05/2001
01:32

Old Anorexic Whore
South ParkS5 E12

The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
12/05/2001
01:16

Vengeful God
South ParkS5 E12

Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
12/05/2001
01:52

The Heat of the Moment
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
12/05/2001
00:47

Put That Fetus to Good Use
South ParkS5 E12

Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
12/05/2001
01:51

Worst Friend Ever
South ParkS5 E12

Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
12/05/2001
02:22

Damn You, Internet
South ParkS5 E14

Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.
12/12/2001
01:05

Little White Lies
South ParkS5 E14

Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.
12/12/2001
02:39

Murdering Murderers Confess
South ParkS5 E14

Butters' Parents decide to come clean and tell everyone what horrible, lying, perverted, crazy, murdering, lying scumbags they really are.
12/12/2001
02:12

Inspector Butters
South ParkS5 E14

Butters' mom is curious as to what she'll get his year for her anniversary and enlists Butters to spy on his dad.
12/12/2001
01:55

Studcat Theater
South ParkS5 E14

Inspector Butters comes home with a full report for his mom on her husband's whereabouts, which include a gay porn theatre and male bath house.
12/12/2001
01:07

Must Paint
South ParkS5 E14

As Butters' mom paints to get everything clean, she realizes the only way to clean Butters is to kill him.
12/12/2001
01:09

The White Swallow
South ParkS5 E14

Butters makes a visit to the White Swallow, where he catches his father in a compromising position.
12/12/2001
01:10

Cleansing Butters
South ParkS5 E14

Mrs. Stotch saves Butters from being raised by a sick pervert by sending him in the lake, locked in a car.
12/12/2001
00:47

Some Puerto Rican Guy
South ParkS5 E14

The Stotches address the media and plead with "some Puerto Rican guy" to bring their son back.
12/12/2001
00:59

Thinking of Bennigan's
South ParkS5 E14

Butters is picked up by a friendly trucker and describes his perfect trip to Bennigan's.
12/12/2001
01:04

The Ramseys
South ParkS5 E14

Officer Barbrady gets Butters off the phone to keep the line clear for his abductors. The Ramseys show up to show suport.
12/12/2001
01:05

Down That Road
South ParkS5 E14

Butters braves the cursed road to South Park to get back in time for his parents' anniversary.
12/12/2001
01:08

One Of Us
South ParkS5 E14

The Stotches meet other, more famous, people who knew victims of "some Puerto Rican guy."
12/12/2001