Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998
Kyle hits Cartman's bull in the balls with a snowball.
South ParkS2 E12Dare Hurts
Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
South ParkS2 E13The Running of the Cows
The running of the cows is one of South Park's greatest and deadliest traditions.
South ParkS2 E13The Line Ride
Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
South ParkS2 E13Mechanical Bull
While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
South ParkS2 E13Ming-Lee
Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
South ParkS2 E13Cow Cult
Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
South ParkS2 E13Bad Cows
When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
South ParkS2 E13Bull-Riding Record
Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
South ParkS2 E13Cow Suicide
When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
South ParkS2 E13South Park Calls "Shenanigans"
The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
South ParkS2 E13Snowball
Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
South ParkS2 E13Jennifer Love Hewitt
At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
South ParkS2 E13Shenanigans
When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
South ParkS2 E13The Chamber of Farts
Cartman convinces the boys to spend a buck each on the Chamber of Farts, a kind of haunted house sort of thing that'll definitely be scary.
South ParkS2 E13"What The Hell Is That?"
Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
South ParkS2 E13Cartman's Dream
Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
South ParkS2 E14The Chewbacca Defense
The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
South ParkS2 E14Elton John
Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
South ParkS2 E14Chef Aid
The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
South ParkS2 E14Stinky Britches
Cartman is singing a hot new song by Alanis Morissette called "Stinky Britches," that was originally written by Chef. He decides to go to the record label.