WMD in Heaven
Season 6 E 12 • 11/06/2002
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.
South ParkS6 E11So Hot and Sticky
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
South ParkS6 E12The Media Takes Notice
The news reports that the boys' ladder to heaven symbolizes how the entire community feels about loss. Cartman is seeing flashes of Kenny's memories.
South ParkS6 E12Reaching the Clouds
The boys have finally broken through the clouds, but are dismayed they don't see Heaven yet. They discuss the reasons for their failure.
South ParkS6 E12That Wasn't Chocolate Milk
The boys' parents break down and tell them that Kenny isn't up in heaven, he's been burned to ash and put in an urn. They are all horrified to discover that Cartman drank the ashes with some milk.
South ParkS6 E12Need the Ticket Stub
The boys have won a five-minute shopping spree at Lolly's Candy Shop, but Kenny, who is dead, was the last to have the winning ticket stub they need.
South ParkS6 E12Kenny's Remains
Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.
South ParkS6 E12Chocolate Milk Mix
The boys break into Kenny's house to steal his urn, but are shocked to find that it is full of a powdery substance. Stan and Kyle leave defeated, Cartman adds milk and drinks.
South ParkS6 E12The Ladder Begins
The boys make plans to build a ladder to heaven so that they can reclaim their winning ticket stub from Kenny.
South ParkS6 E12The Ladder Race
News of the boys' ladder to heaven grows around the world. Japan has even started building it's own ladder to heaven, which is growing much faster than the original in South Park.
South ParkS6 E12Military Aid
The boys run out of materials to build their ladder to heaven, but the military arrives just in time to help.
South ParkS6 E12WMD in Heaven
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
South ParkS6 E12Unplanned Parenthood
Cartman visits an abortion clinic, thinking they can help remove Kenny's soul from him.
South ParkS6 E12The Case for War
President Bush tries to make a case to the United Nations to go to war with Saddam Hussein in Heaven. He is met with some resistance, in the form of logic.
South ParkS6 E12Heaven Is a Sound Stage
While the boys struggle to induce a Kenny hallucination from Cartman, the Japanese are claiming to have reached heaven.
South ParkS6 E12Heaven on Earth
The boys have a successful candy shopping spree and explain to the people still gathered around the ladder that Heaven is something they should look for here on earth, and not in the clouds.
South ParkS6 E12Playing God
While the boys try to rationalize Kenny's soul in Cartman's body, Saddam Hussein tries to convince God he isn't building WMD in Heaven.
South ParkS6 E13Feragon, Asshole
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
South ParkS6 E13When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
South ParkS6 E13You Shall Not Paaaaaa
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
South ParkS6 E13Onto Double Penetration Boys...
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.