WMD in Heaven
Season 6 E 12 • 11/06/2002
Now that more Americans believe in heaven, they feel that we should bomb it.
So Hot and StickySouth ParkS6 E11
Tuong Lu Kim tries to dump hot and sticky sweet and sour pork on the Mongolians' heads. But their Mongolian Trojan Horse beats him to it.
The Media Takes NoticeSouth ParkS6 E12
The news reports that the boys' ladder to heaven symbolizes how the entire community feels about loss. Cartman is seeing flashes of Kenny's memories.
Reaching the CloudsSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys have finally broken through the clouds, but are dismayed they don't see Heaven yet. They discuss the reasons for their failure.
That Wasn't Chocolate MilkSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys' parents break down and tell them that Kenny isn't up in heaven, he's been burned to ash and put in an urn. They are all horrified to discover that Cartman drank the ashes with some milk.
Need the Ticket StubSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys have won a five-minute shopping spree at Lolly's Candy Shop, but Kenny, who is dead, was the last to have the winning ticket stub they need.
Kenny's RemainsSouth ParkS6 E12
Kenny's grieving parents show Stan, Kyle and Cartman the urn holding Kenny's remains.
Chocolate Milk MixSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys break into Kenny's house to steal his urn, but are shocked to find that it is full of a powdery substance. Stan and Kyle leave defeated, Cartman adds milk and drinks.
The Ladder BeginsSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys make plans to build a ladder to heaven so that they can reclaim their winning ticket stub from Kenny.
The Ladder RaceSouth ParkS6 E12
News of the boys' ladder to heaven grows around the world. Japan has even started building it's own ladder to heaven, which is growing much faster than the original in South Park.
Military AidSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys run out of materials to build their ladder to heaven, but the military arrives just in time to help.
WMD in HeavenSouth ParkS6 E12
The U.S. military recommends bombing heaven because they believe Saddam Hussein is building WMD in there.
Unplanned ParenthoodSouth ParkS6 E12
Cartman visits an abortion clinic, thinking they can help remove Kenny's soul from him.
The Case for WarSouth ParkS6 E12
President Bush tries to make a case to the United Nations to go to war with Saddam Hussein in Heaven. He is met with some resistance, in the form of logic.
Heaven Is a Sound StageSouth ParkS6 E12
While the boys struggle to induce a Kenny hallucination from Cartman, the Japanese are claiming to have reached heaven.
Heaven on EarthSouth ParkS6 E12
The boys have a successful candy shopping spree and explain to the people still gathered around the ladder that Heaven is something they should look for here on earth, and not in the clouds.
Playing GodSouth ParkS6 E12
While the boys try to rationalize Kenny's soul in Cartman's body, Saddam Hussein tries to convince God he isn't building WMD in Heaven.
Feragon, AssholeSouth ParkS6 E13
The boys realize that evil lurks within their copy of the "One Movie," and that they must consult an ancient Elven Lord Clyde.
When a Man & A Woman Fall in Love...South ParkS6 E13
Tolkien has gazed upon the "One Movie," and it has shown him an evil beyond words.
You Shall Not PaaaaaaSouth ParkS6 E13
Butters pulls a Gollum; Jimmy pulls a Gandalf; the sixth-graders pull a Nazgul; everything goes according to plan.
Onto Double Penetration Boys...South ParkS6 E13
After they return the video having never watched it, the boys' parents put sex into context for them.