Season 3 E 16 • 12/29/1999
Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
South ParkS3 E16Cartman's Period
Cartman is bleeding from his ass and thinks he got his period.
South ParkS3 E16Buying Maxi Pads
As Cartman takes his time buying the right maxi pad, Kenny tells the boys that he got his period too.
South ParkS3 E16Asking for Advice
Jesus asks God to show himself on New Year's Eve. Kyle asks Ike if he should lie about getting his period.
South ParkS3 E16Saying Their Prayers
Stan and Jesus both turn to God for help with their problems.
South ParkS3 E16Menstrual Cycle Song
While Cartman, Kyle and Kenny talk about their woman-business, Stan tries to get some answers from Chef.
South ParkS3 E16Hormone Therapy
Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
South ParkS3 E16Stan's Got Boobs
Jesus asks God to show himself during his New Year's Eve celebration. Stan wakes up with new boobs.
South ParkS3 E16God Shows Himself
Stan wastes humanity's one question to God by asking why he hasn't gotten his period yet.
South ParkS3 E16New Year's Eve
Rod Stewart is horrible in concert and the angry crowd turns on Jesus.
South ParkS3 E16Death by Tampon
After Stan tells the others that he's taking hormones, Kenny dies from a tampon up his ass.
South ParkS3 E16Rod Stewart
Jesus announces a Rod Stewart comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas.
South ParkS3 E17Stop Dad, Stop
The boys change the New Yorkers' sheet music to include the brown noise. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison Sr. decides to mend his relationship with his son.
South ParkS3 E17A History of Sexual Abuse
Mr. Mackey tells the class that the upcoming recorder concert is being moved to Arkansas, home of Mr. Garrison's father.
South ParkS3 E17Bowel Control
On the bus ride, Cartman tries to find the "brown noise" on his recorder. Mr. Mackey fist-fights with Mr. Hat.
South ParkS3 E17Crapped Themselves to Death
The students all play the brown noise at the same time. The whole world craps its pants.
South ParkS3 E17Queef
The class gets to the concert. The New Yorkers make fun of the boys because they don't know what a queef is.
South ParkS3 E17Why Not?
The boys try to look up "queef" in the dictionary while Cartman learns more about the brown noise. Garrison confronts his dad about why he never molested him.
South ParkS3 E17Mung
The boys get to the concert rehearsal and decide to combat the New Yorkers by making up the word "mung."
South ParkS3 E17I Would Have Made Him Do It
Mr. Garrison tells his mother that his dad never sexually abused him. She is horrified and goes into denial.
South ParkS3 E17Rehearsal
At the rehearsal, Cartman decides to get Kenny G to help him find the brown noise. Yoko Ono gives a speech that nobody can understand.