South Park

Thinking With Your Dong

Season 3 E 3 • 04/21/1999

Chef sings about the virtues of departed love

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01:18

South ParkS3 E3
I Am A Little Piggie

Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
04/21/1999
01:41

South ParkS3 E3
Favorite Poems

The boys go to Chef's house after school and find out that he is quitting because of his new girlfriend.
04/21/1999
01:14

South ParkS3 E3
Small Stigmatism

Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.
04/21/1999
01:26

South ParkS3 E3
J. McElroy

The boys visit Chef at his new workplace and find him a changed man, going by J. McElroy.
04/21/1999
01:06

South ParkS3 E3
A Dude Moment

The boys gather at the bus stop to wait for Chef.
04/21/1999
01:04

South ParkS3 E3
The Facts Of Life

The boys don't know what to do about Chef, the person they normally go to for advice. Mr. Garrison steps in to help the boys.
04/21/1999
01:25

South ParkS3 E3
Loch Ness Monster

With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.
04/21/1999
01:16

South ParkS3 E3
A Pie

Veronica pays a visit to Cartman and shows the boys her true colors, but Cartman can't see anything.
04/21/1999
01:37

South ParkS3 E3
King Jimmy's Buffet

The boys try in vain to confront Chef about his fianc 's true nature, but it's hard to hear them over Chef's dad's latest story.
04/21/1999
03:12

South ParkS3 E3
Dirty Bitch

The boys try to break up Chef's wedding by singing the succubus' horrible Maureen McGovern song backwards.
04/21/1999
01:03

South ParkS3 E3
Thinking With Your Dong

With Veronica vanquished and Chef back at school, he sings about it.
04/21/1999
02:29

South ParkS3 E4
Last Two

Cartman gets a visit from another Jackovasaur, who tells him that he and Jun-Jun are the last of their kind, but the boys don't care.
06/16/1999
02:09

South ParkS3 E4
Go Memphis

The town can't deal with the Jackovasaurs. It's decided to relocate them to Memphis, but Cartman talks them out of it.
06/16/1999
02:47

South ParkS3 E4
France

Jackov "wins" and the family relocates to France. Cartman is torn up over it, but the Jackovasaurs are well-received.
06/16/1999
01:46

South ParkS3 E4
Poo In The Wilderness

The boys are enjoying an evening of camping. As Cartman enjoys a poop in the woods, a mysterious creature shows up.
06/16/1999
01:14

South ParkS3 E4
That Thing's Funny

The boys tell Uncle Jimbo about the creature. They find it, and just as Jimbo's about to kill it, Cartman stops him.
06/16/1999
01:37

South ParkS3 E4
Endangered Species

The Dept. of Interior identifies the creature as a Jackovasaur, a very rare animal. The town decides to name it Hope, even though it's already named Jun-Jun.
06/16/1999
01:53

South ParkS3 E4
Dept. Of Interior Guy

The mayor and the Dept. of Interior guys hold a town meeting. They decide to breed the two Jackovasaurs. Nobody cares about Cartman's speech.
06/16/1999
01:22

South ParkS3 E4
Dr. Mephisto

Due to a lack of genitals, the Jackovasaurs can't mate. Mephisto artificially inseminates Jun-Jun. She is now expecting
06/16/1999
00:47

South ParkS3 E4
Pissing Me Off

The dads invite the Jackovasaur over to watch football with them. He never shuts up, and he roots for the wrong team.
06/16/1999
01:46

South ParkS3 E4
Littered with a Litter

Jun-Jun gives birth to a huge litter of Jackovasaur babies. They get enrolled in school and prove to be the most annoying species of anything, ever.
06/16/1999