Worst Friend Ever
Season 5 E 13 • 12/05/2001
Kenny dies and Cartman makes his own Shakey's Pizza out of stem cells.
South ParkS5 E13Breakin' My Balls
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
South ParkS5 E13We Have to Be Tough
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
South ParkS5 E1333 Aborted Fetuses
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
South ParkS5 E13Kenny's Sick
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
South ParkS5 E13Succulent Shrimp
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
South ParkS5 E13Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
South ParkS5 E13Old Anorexic Whore
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
South ParkS5 E13Vengeful God
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
South ParkS5 E13The Heat of the Moment
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
South ParkS5 E13Put That Fetus to Good Use
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
South ParkS5 E13Worst Friend Ever
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
South ParkS5 E14Damn You, Internet
Butters' dad finds his wife ready to hang herself. He talks her out of it only to find she has sent Butters to his death.
South ParkS5 E14Little White Lies
Mr. Stotch teaches Butters the value of little white lies, but soon finds it's too late.
South ParkS5 E14Murdering Murderers Confess
Butters' Parents decide to come clean and tell everyone what horrible, lying, perverted, crazy, murdering, lying scumbags they really are.
South ParkS5 E14Inspector Butters
Butters' mom is curious as to what she'll get his year for her anniversary and enlists Butters to spy on his dad.
South ParkS5 E14Studcat Theater
Inspector Butters comes home with a full report for his mom on her husband's whereabouts, which include a gay porn theatre and male bath house.
South ParkS5 E14Must Paint
As Butters' mom paints to get everything clean, she realizes the only way to clean Butters is to kill him.
South ParkS5 E14The White Swallow
Butters makes a visit to the White Swallow, where he catches his father in a compromising position.
South ParkS5 E14Cleansing Butters
Mrs. Stotch saves Butters from being raised by a sick pervert by sending him in the lake, locked in a car.
South ParkS5 E14Some Puerto Rican Guy
The Stotches address the media and plead with "some Puerto Rican guy" to bring their son back.