Season 7 E 14 • 12/10/2003
Stan can't face the world without the only girl he's ever loved.
Cancer's BadSouth ParkS7 E13
The boys try smoking but get caught by Mr. Mackey and burn down the school. Their parents blame the tobacco companies.
Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey DaySouth ParkS7 E13
Rob disguises himself as "Rita Poon" and infiltrates the Big Tobacco Co. with the boys. The VP gives them a tour of the factory.
Smoke StoppersSouth ParkS7 E13
Rob Reiner receives a letter from the South Park parents. He declares war on tobacco companies.
Welcome Rob ReinerSouth ParkS7 E13
Rob Reiner arrives in South Park to bring down the tobacco companies. Kyle does not want this situation to get out of hand.
Backward Hick StateSouth ParkS7 E13
While devising a plan of attack against the big tobacco companies, Rob Reiner detects a smoker in the bar and promises to outlaw smoking in Colorado.
Serbian Jew Double BluffSouth ParkS7 E13
Rob Reiner takes the boys to the anti-smoking offices where bogus studies, expensive commercials and Photoshop are key elements to their campaign against smoking.
Cartman Boards In KyleSouth ParkS7 E13
Kyle tries to convince the boys not to be in Rob Reiner's commercial. Cartman believes that Kyle is trying to steal the spotlight from him.
Eat The CupcakeSouth ParkS7 E13
During the commercial taping, Cartman discovers that Rob Reiner wants to sacrifice him for the sake of the anti-smoking campaign.
Big Tobacco's HelpSouth ParkS7 E13
The boys opt to get help from the Tobacco Co. instead of Kyle's plan of taking responsibility for their smoking.
Precious GooSouth ParkS7 E13
The townspeople go to Big Tobacco Co. with torches and demand that they hand over Eric. Just as Kyle predicted, he has to give a speech about personal responsibility.
It's OverSouth ParkS7 E14
Stan tries to get Jimmy to talk "poetic" to Wendy and he screws it all up. Stan falls into a deeper depression.
RaisinsSouth ParkS7 E14
The boys hope that the hot girls at Raisins will cheer Stan up, but it only makes him feel worse. Butters, however, finds the girl of his dreams.
Butters' Break UpSouth ParkS7 E14
When Butters' parents inform him that Lexus is just pretending to like him to get tips, Butters thinks they just don't approve of his "girlfriend."
Wendy Breaks UpSouth ParkS7 E14
Bebe interrupts the boys' football game to inform Stan that Wendy is breaking up with him. Stan realizes that he cares about Wendy a lot more than he thought he did.
Shock the MonkeySouth ParkS7 E14
Bebe advises Stan to show Wendy he loves her by standing outside her house blasting Peter Gabriel from a boom box. Stan finds Wendy has moved on with Tolkien.
A Present for LexusSouth ParkS7 E14
Butters waits for Lexus to get off work and is so love-struck he doesn't notice that she's blowing him off.
The Goth KidsSouth ParkS7 E14
Now that Wendy is with Tolkien, a grief-stricken Stan joins the Goth Kids.
How to Be a Raisins GirlSouth ParkS7 E14
Mercedes shows the new girl, Ferrari, the ropes at Raisins. Butters arrives just as the girls open for business and rushes into Lexus's arms.
Goth StanSouth ParkS7 E14
Stan and the Goth Kids share their poems about darkness and pain, but Stan needs some work on his Goth lingo.
Butters Needs an AdvanceSouth ParkS7 E14
Butters needs an advance on his allowance so he can spend more time at Raisins with Lexus. His parents are just glad he didn't turn out gay.