Caring SellsSouth ParkS3 E1
Ms. Stevens and "Getting Gay with Kids" get back in time to perform at the concert, and they've got a message for all the activists out there: Go fuck yourselves.
Kenny's FuneralSouth ParkS3 E2
The mayor appoints Randy to solve the combustion problem. At Kenny's funeral, the congregation prays for football and the boys agree to perform the Stations of the Cross.
Nobel Prize AwardsSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy wins the Nobel Prize for his spontaneous fart theory. Kyle tries to make his parents feel better by telling them that he is getting a erection for them.
Stan's Pep TalkSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy is hiding in the basement, beating himself up. After Stan gives him a pep talk, Randy spaces out and has a psychedelic musical fantasy.
Kenny CombustsSouth ParkS3 E2
Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny sudenly catches fire and dies.
Another CombustionSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
Stations of the CrossSouth ParkS3 E2
The boys perform the Stations of the Cross in church. Randy figures out the reason for the combustions, and requests a town meeting.
Cartman CrucifiedSouth ParkS3 E2
The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.
Release the PressureSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy reveals that held-in farts are causing the combustions. The Mayor suggests that the whole town must fart on a regular basis.
Everybody FartsSouth ParkS3 E2
The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
Heat WaveSouth ParkS3 E2
A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
Global WarmingSouth ParkS3 E2
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
The Stations of RandySouth ParkS3 E2
The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
Growing ProblemSouth ParkS3 E2
The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
Fart in ModerationSouth ParkS3 E2
Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
Mr. DerpSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman returns to school in time for lunch. Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.
Chef's ParentsSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys go to warn Chef about Veronica and find wedding preparations well under way, including the arrival of Chef's Parents.
I Am A Little PiggieSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
Favorite PoemsSouth ParkS3 E3
The boys go to Chef's house after school and find out that he is quitting because of his new girlfriend.
Small StigmatismSouth ParkS3 E3
Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.