Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star ContestSouth ParkS9 E3
Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
The Thinking SideSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys are jealous of Tolkien's money. They decide to start a talent agency so they can manage Tolkien and get some of his cash.
I'm Actually an AgentSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys spot Tolkien checking out a sign for the agency. Cartman devises a plan to take Tolkien's money.
Tolkien SingsSouth ParkS9 E3
Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
Sign With CAASouth ParkS9 E3
As Tolkien and the boys leave the show , Don Heisman, a CAA agent, shows up and steals Tolkien.
Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent AgencySouth ParkS9 E3
As the boys are mourning the loss of Tolkien, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
The Chinese MafiaSouth ParkS9 E3
The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
American IdolSouth ParkS9 E3
The boys get Wing to "American Idol," but the audition line is too long. Just when they think hope is lost, they get her onto "The Contender," which also has a big cash prize.
Wing on The ContenderSouth ParkS9 E3
For "The Contender," Wing gets in the ring with a Mexican boxing star. She sings while he brutally beats her.
A Delicate Little FlowerSouth ParkS9 E3
Wing sings at the wedding and everyone is happy. Tolkien shows up as a waiter.
Kenny RevivedSouth ParkS9 E4
Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
BFF NecklaceSouth ParkS9 E4
Cartman appeals to the Colorado Supreme Court to remove Kenny's feeding tube on the basis that they're BFFs, Best Friends Forever.
Heaven Vs. HellSouth ParkS9 E4
Kenny wins the epic battle of good versus evil on the Holy Sony PSP.
Long LineSouth ParkS9 E4
Cartman wants to be the first kid with a Sony PSP, but when he gets to the store he finds people have been waiting in line since Friday.
Level 60South ParkS9 E4
Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck.
The Chosen OneSouth ParkS9 E4
Kenny learns he was chosen to help God defeat the armies of Satan because of his Sony PSP skills.
Kenny Is Keanu ReevesSouth ParkS9 E4
Archangel Michael maps out the Kingdom of Heaven for Kenny and tells him what they're up against.
Kenny the TomatoSouth ParkS9 E4
Kenny is kept alive with machines, making his soul trapped and unable to help Heaven defeat Satan's army.
Kenny's WillSouth ParkS9 E4
While a lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys, they find out that he's still alive.
What Would Kenny Want?South ParkS9 E4
Satan advances when he discovers Heaven lost their Keanu Reeves. Cartman vows to get Kenny's feeding tube removed so he can take possession of his Sony PSP.