South ParkS3 E2Kenny Combusts
Kyle's parents have been fighting because Kyle's dad can't get an erection. Kenny sudenly catches fire and dies.
South ParkS3 E2Another Combustion
Randy develops his hypothesis as another combustion occurs. The boys work on their Stations of the Cross and Cartman is cast as Jesus.
South ParkS3 E2Stations of the Cross
The boys perform the Stations of the Cross in church. Randy figures out the reason for the combustions, and requests a town meeting.
South ParkS3 E2Cartman Crucified
The boys finish up the performance of the Stations and leaving Cartman for dead on the cross so he can get a erection.
South ParkS3 E2Release the Pressure
Randy reveals that held-in farts are causing the combustions. The Mayor suggests that the whole town must fart on a regular basis.
South ParkS3 E2Everybody Farts
The Mayor declares Randy Marsh Day as the whole town takes to the new farting policy. Cartman is still on the cross.
South ParkS3 E2Heat Wave
A mysterious heat wave takes over South Park, and the mayor has Randy try to figure it out. Cartman is still on the cross and he just won't die.
South ParkS3 E2Global Warming
While trying to solve the heat wave problem, Randy watches "Jesus and Pals." On it, Mephesto explains that it's the massive amounts of farting that has caused the heat wave.
South ParkS3 E2The Stations of Randy
The town is furious with Randy. If they fart, it causes global warming. If they hold it in, they'll spontaneously combust.
South ParkS3 E2Growing Problem
The town is against Randy. Three young women take their clothes off to show Kyle's Dad the damage the heat wave caused, and he is resurrected.
South ParkS3 E2Fart in Moderation
Randy solves the fart problem and wins the town's respect again. Kyle's Dad gets an erection, and Cartman has lost a ton of weight on the cross.
South ParkS3 E3Mr. Derp
Cartman returns to school in time for lunch. Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.
South ParkS3 E3Chef's Parents
The boys go to warn Chef about Veronica and find wedding preparations well under way, including the arrival of Chef's Parents.
South ParkS3 E3I Am A Little Piggie
Cartman hates going to the eye doctor. The Doctor makes fun of his weight.
South ParkS3 E3Favorite Poems
The boys go to Chef's house after school and find out that he is quitting because of his new girlfriend.
South ParkS3 E3Small Stigmatism
Cartman returns to the eye doctor, only to learn that his vision will never get better.
South ParkS3 E3J. McElroy
The boys visit Chef at his new workplace and find him a changed man, going by J. McElroy.
South ParkS3 E3The Facts Of Life
The boys don't know what to do about Chef, the person they normally go to for advice. Mr. Garrison steps in to help the boys.
South ParkS3 E3Loch Ness Monster
With Cartman unconscious at the optometrist's office, the rest of the boys have to sit through stories about the Loch Ness Monster.