South ParkS1 E8Not As Beautiful As You
A happy couple in love is taking a romantic stroll around Stark's Pond. All of sudden, the evil turkeys show up and ruthlessly kill them.
South ParkS1 E8King Jimmy's Buffet
The boys take Starvin' Marvin to KJ's Buffet for his first real meal. Unfortunately, Cartman won't share his food and then tries to eat Marvin's.
South ParkS1 E8Show and Tell
Starvin' Marvin is brought to class for show and tell. Mr. Garrison doesn't think it's right and decides to send him back to Africa.
South ParkS1 E8Back To The Poor Country With You
Principal Victoria tries to explain to the boys why they can't keep Marvin. She makes a call to have him sent back.
South ParkS1 E8Wrong Starving Child
Starvin' Marvin is hanging out at Cartman's house watching television. Two Secret Service agents show up to get him, but take Cartman instead.
South ParkS1 E8Pissed Off Turkeys
During the food drive, the turkeys show up and attack. The mayor finally realizes that the true threat are the turkeys.
South ParkS1 E8Cartman on TV
Starvin' Marvin is watching TV and sees the Sally Struthers infomercial starring Cartman.
South ParkS1 E8More Funding
Cartman is searching for food in Africa when he sees the Red Cross. They don't have enough funds to help him, unfortunately but give him a sports watch.
South ParkS1 E8Braveheart
Chef gives the town of South Park a motivational speech before leading them into battle against the evil turkeys.
South ParkS1 E8I'm Sorry God
Cartman loses strength as he searches for food. He prays to God before passing out.
South ParkS1 E8Sally Struthers
After passing out from starvation, Cartman wakes up to find a warehouse full of snacks with Sally Struthers eating away.
South ParkS1 E8Back Home
The Red Cross comes for Cartman and Marvin is sent back to his country, taking all the dead turkeys with him.
South ParkS1 E8Can Opener?
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
South ParkS1 E9Non-offensive Christmas Icon
The people of South Park are in an uproar about the Nativity Scene being displayed in front the Capitol Office. When the mayor calls for a new icon, Kyle suggests Mr. Hankey.
South ParkS1 E9Repeat After Me
Mr. Broflovski tries to get it into Kyle's head that his belief in Mr. Hankey is unacceptable.
South ParkS1 E9Mr. Hankey Visits Kyle
Mr. Hankey comes out of the toilet and proves he's real by singing Kyle a Christmas Song, but goes limp when Mr. Broflovski walks in. Kyle gets caught with poo in his hands.
South ParkS1 E9We'll Show Them
Mr. Hankey agrees to go to school with Kyle in the morning so they can show everyone the true Spirit of Christmas, and prove that Kyle's not crazy after all.
South ParkS1 E9Dance Damn You!
The people of South Park are busy taking down everything they find offensive for the Christmas season, even mistletoe. Mr. Hankey won't come alive for Kyle's friends.
South ParkS1 E9Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
South ParkS1 E9Acute Fecalphelia
Mr. Hankey is causing Kyle more problems instead of spreading Christmas spirit. Counselor Mackey thinks Kyle is a fecalpheliac.