The Knights Of Standards And Practices
Season 5 E 1 • 06/20/2001
Chef and the boys talk to the Sorcerer at the Excalibur Casino.
Holy Shit!South ParkS5 E1
Cartman tells the boys that they're going to say "shit" tonight on "Cop Drama." Kyle doesn't see what all the excitement is about.
Excited for ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
All of South Park is excited as they make plans to see "shit" said on "Cop Drama." Kyle just doesn't see the point.
Shit on the NewsSouth ParkS5 E1
New statistics show that 76% of people don't give a shit about shit. In other news, a strange virus has broken out.
Acceptable Forms of ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
Now that "shit" has been said on television, Ms. Choksondik explains to the class that it's okay to say under certain circumstances.
Teaching Through SongSouth ParkS5 E1
Mr. Garrison teaches the kindergarteners about the correct usage of "shit" by singing a song; "Shitty Shitty Fag Fag."
Shit CloudSouth ParkS5 E1
The shit counter spins freely as the residents of South Park abuse the word "shit." A cloud forms over the country and Knights are released from stone.
Mee KrobSouth ParkS5 E1
As Mr. Garrison straight-bashes an innocent passerby, Cartman and Stan complain how "shit" isn't fun anymore. Kyle has researched "shit" and thinks it explains the people dying.
Twice the ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
The head of HBC Television has come up with a new marketing ploy. They're going to say "shit," twice.
Shitty FlightSouth ParkS5 E1
Chef and the boys take a plane to LA to meet with Hollywood executives. They are being followed by a blood-stained Knight.
Excalibur Hotel & CasinoSouth ParkS5 E1
After the mysterious Knight is killed, Chef and the boys travel Las Vegas to find answers about the Runestone.
The Knights Of Standards And PracticesSouth ParkS5 E1
As "Must Shit TV" hits the airwaves, Chef and the boys show the Runestone to the Sorcerer in the bowels of the Excalibur Casino.
Invading KnightsSouth ParkS5 E1
The Knights of Standards and Practices burst into the studio and kill Drew Carey live on television.
Oh Shit!South ParkS5 E1
A pissed-off network executive says shit over two dozen times in a row, conjuring a dragon that commences a rampage of indiscriminate slaughter.
The Lesson of ShitSouth ParkS5 E1
The boys explain that while swearing can be fun, doing it all the time can cause a lot of problems.
The Black DeathSouth ParkS5 E1
The boys visit Chef for some advice about the origins of shit.
THE RUNESTONE!South ParkS5 E1
Live on Must Shit TV, the boys show up and use the sacred runestone to slay the dragon.
Mr. GrazierSouth ParkS5 E2
The new scout leader, Mr. Grazier has a military-like attitude towards scouting. He also seems to be a pedophile.
CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!South ParkS5 E2
To get support, the boys have Jimmy do a stand-up routine. When Timmy refuses to be a volunteer, they fight.
Say Yes To GaySouth ParkS5 E2
Al and the scouts go to the Supreme Court and Al wins. In a celebration of his return, he declines the offer, teaching everyone a thing or too about being open-minded.
Scout Leader Big Gay AlSouth ParkS5 E2
The boys attend their first Mountain Scouts meeting with scout leader Big Gay Al. Al introduces Jimmy, a disabled kid.