Season 6 E 5 • 04/03/2002
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.
The NegotiatorSouth ParkS6 E4
The FBI brings in a negotiator. He deals with Cartman, who says they'll give up one calf for guns and ammunition.
Slaughter HouseSouth ParkS6 E4
The class goes on a field trip to a cow farm. When they hear about the veal cows, the boys are horrified except Cartman.
Mission ImpossibleSouth ParkS6 E4
The boys break into the cow farm. They realize the little baby cows are too weak to walk, so they carry them one by one to Stan's house.
Susan Sommers Calf ExerciserSouth ParkS6 E4
Stan's parents order him to free the cows. He locks himself in his room with them until they are guaranteed safety.
Stan Stops Eating MeatSouth ParkS6 E4
The boys are hungry. Mrs. Cartman sneaks them some food and Cartman feeds some beef jerky to a cow.
The Boys Get GunsSouth ParkS6 E4
The FBI agrees to some requests in order to get the boys to come out. The FBI plans to flip the switch, return the cows and arrest the boys.
WharfSouth ParkS6 E4
The boys load the cows into a truck and head for Mexico. The FBI stops them by using a large bunch of balloons.
VaginitisSouth ParkS6 E4
The boys get caught but manage to shut down the veal industry. Stan gets a case of vaginitis from not eating meat and realizes that sometimes you have to eat an animal.
The Russell Crowe ShowSouth ParkS6 E5
After the boys strike a deal with Shelley in order to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer during The Russell Crowe Show's commercial break, Cartman blows up the TV.
Gaseous EncountersSouth ParkS6 E5
Chased from the retirement home by released bowels, the boys risk going to Cartman's house, which is being fumigated. Stan remembers a black and white television set at his house.
The TrailerSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys finally see the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie and think it looks awesome.
Ike's TV TimeSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys relocate to Kyle's house just in time to watch Russell Crowe assault the Chinese. They are kicked off the TV so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."
Chef's New TVSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys go to Chef's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip movie trailer on his new plasma TV.
Killer FeaturesSouth ParkS6 E5
Chef's new TV has a lot of functions, including Human Eradication Mode. The boys head to the bar to watch TV.
Carded at the BarSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys manage to get to a bar before the next commercial break, but are kicked out for being minors.
Tugger's SuicideSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys make it to a retirement home just in time to see Russell Crowe sing a really bad pop song that makes Tugger commit suicide.
Heavy FlowSouth ParkS6 E5
The boys are chased away from a crackhead's TV by Chef's Plasma, and go to Butters' empty house to catch the final commercial break.
Chaos in ClassSouth ParkS6 E6
Professor Chaos strikes again, this time in Ms. Choksondik's class.
The Field NarrowsSouth ParkS6 E6
With Professor Chaos occupied with preparing for his meeting at the docks, the boys narrow the field from ten to six.
Garden Hose of TerrorSouth ParkS6 E6
While the boys audition the final six at a baseball game, Professor Chaos hijacks the Jumbotron to inform the crowd of his evil plan to flood the world, with a garden hose.